2005
Giga What?
Just when they thought I couldn’t get more annoying with the “smile!” and the “be candid!” and the *blinding flash*, I got a new camera and a fat gigabyte of memory and a shamelessness that will no doubt get me in trouble one of these days.
2005
Is It Paranoia When It’s Legit?
I’m already taking an ace wrap, an entire box of bandaids, and accessories that in a pinch can double as slings, tourniquets, neckbraces, and wheelchairs. Now I’m summoning all my high school calculus prowess to figure how I can wrangle a portable bomb shelter into my carry-on luggage. Do they even make portable bomb shelters? They should.
Italy and Denmark, they say. Perfect time for some Danish-Americans to visit the Boot! Shit.
In other news, email me your address if you want a postcard from Terroristan. Also, please indicate your artwork preference by marking the box beside either A: Naked Statue or B: Church.
