April 15, 2008
Keep Yer Shorts On
I've been to this particular OBGYN twice now and not once have they asked me to take off my pants! In light of what usually happens when one takes off her pants at the OBGYN, why do I find this so disappointing? Can I blame hormones for this too?
Although no one asked me to take off my pants, I did, in fact take off my pants at one point, and that was to pee into a cup. Considering that I now visit the bathroom with the same regularity as I brush my too-long bangs out of my eyes, it shouldn't have been hard to make a small deposit on request, but with the pressure of performance on cue, and with two people sitting on the other side of the door in silence so complete I could hear Simon blink, I was on the toilet for a minor eternity, straining and grimacing and wishing I had a third hand to help the one not holding the cup wring out my bladder, all to get the few drops it would take for the nurse to tell me what I already knew: that we are going to have a baby.
That was the highlight of the otherwise uneventful doctor appointment: the nurse coming out of the bathroom with a huge smile on her face and saying, "This is my favorite part!" Since I didn't know the urine sample was for a pregnancy test in the first place, I didn't expect her to follow that with "You guys are going to have a baby! Yay!" but instead thought she was going to say, "This is my favorite part...Take your pants off." But no. The pants stayed on, and I was ordered to get off the exam table *crinkle crinkle* and take a seat beside the father-to-be, who was also, sadly, wearing pants.
The next half hour was spent just chatting with a nurse practicioner about generalities, after which she sent us home with an order for a blood test, a prescription for progesterone supplements should my numbers come back low, directions to schedule an ultrasound for two weeks later interminable!), and a bag of loot that was mostly fliers and brochures but also contained a handsome day planner courtesy of Similac, which I do believe will help me appear more professional in business meetings provided
I never open the chic black cover to reveal the garish innards: full-page, full-color photographs of intrauterine fetal development and overstylized expressions of CONGRATULATIONS splashed about with no regard to balane or taste. I hadn't felt quesy up to now, but that almost sent me over the edge. Besides, maybe it's the hormones that have turned me soft, but I respect my coworkers too much to subject them to an accidental graphic representation of what will be going on inside my belly during next week's 10 a.m. scheduling meeting. I think I'll just keep the day planner in the drawer next to my used pee stick.
All in all, no news is good news, right? I should have results from my blood test tomorrow afternoon (they took six vials of blood out of me! what are they doing, making soup?) and then we press on into another Two Week Wait. Whether anticipating the ultrasound will be easier or harder than the other TWW, I don't know, but at least this time I have company. I have Simon, I have you, and I have a teeny, tiny wombat who, according to page 10 of my Similac planner, is right now busy growing a heart big and strong enough that I'll be able to see it flicker and flap (hell-o, hell-o, hell-o) in a mere fourteen days' time. Tacked on to a lifetime of dreaming about this moment, two weeks ain't nothin'.
Posted by Leah at April 15, 2008 03:43 PMRidiculously excited. Congratulations again, because you can never say that too many times.
Posted by: Lulu at April 15, 2008 04:23 PM*grinning widely*
Posted by: beck at April 15, 2008 04:42 PMthey probably haven't asked 'cuz the underpants gnomes are on strike. . . something about internet royalties. . .
Posted by: bloopy at April 15, 2008 04:44 PMI have the same Similac Day Planner at my house,apparently Washington and California have the same rep. I think its sort of random that doctor's talk about the importance of breast feeding babies but all the loot you get from their offices comes from formula companies. Congratulations again! I'm a few weeks ahead of you at 13 weeks with my first.
Posted by: Andrea at April 15, 2008 04:45 PMI'm assuming you at least took your pants off to find yourself in this state, so that probably counts for something. Congratulations and hugs to you, Simon, and the wombat. :)
I LOVE the baby talk! Can't get enough.
Although that soup comment had ME a little queasy. Ick!
Posted by: Sarah at April 15, 2008 04:48 PMI love that you're at least partially a pregnancy blog now (not that you are partially pregnant, but that you talk of other things but pregnancy). Just makes me happy!
Posted by: Janssen at April 15, 2008 05:16 PM*still happy dancing*
Posted by: Emily at April 15, 2008 05:45 PMYay yay yay!
Posted by: Sara at April 15, 2008 05:49 PMI'm sure there will be many appointments in your near future where you will be requested to remove your pants, there's not much for the dr. to see with her naked eye right now. Hang in there the fun is coming!
Posted by: Teej at April 15, 2008 05:58 PMOh and I was one of the commenters who tried to make you feel better about not having a baby in December when really I love having my birthday that month and near Christmas. I love the snow, everything is so nice and sparkly and decorated and people are in such good moods. I will still hold to my previous comment that kids were not able to make it to my party though.
Posted by: Teej at April 15, 2008 06:02 PMHooray! as they say in England, but maybe I should say CRIKEY considering I am downunder. The waiting must be agonising but we are right here with you!
Posted by: Super Sarah at April 15, 2008 06:16 PMUltrasound, how exciting!
Posted by: awatersign at April 15, 2008 07:06 PMWow, I would be SERIOUSLY let down by not having to take my pants off at the OBGYN. What a disappointment! I even wear my BEST underwear when I go, even though they never actually see your underwear anyway -- just your pants and then...you without your pants. (Maybe you at least wore your best pants?)
Posted by: Nothing But Bonfires at April 15, 2008 07:29 PMI am looking forward to each and every update you can offer us. Just the happiest for you.
Posted by: She Likes Purple at April 15, 2008 08:16 PMI remember the first time I had to give a urine sample when I was pregnant ( the first of many by the way - drink up prior to DR visits is my assvice). The toilets had these little frames which you could sit your cup in and then proceed to pee without tyring to hold the cup on the just the right angle so you collect the pee in the cup not your hand. I thought they were the best things ever - stranegly the weren't there the next time... maybe they thought they were just making it too easy for us?
Posted by: anna at April 15, 2008 08:44 PMGosh, I hope you wrapped that pee stick in a plastic bag or something... It's nice to have reminders... but not pee scented ones!
Posted by: Leaf, probably... at April 15, 2008 09:41 PMGosh, I hope you wrapped that pee stick in a plastic bag or something... It's nice to have reminders... but not pee scented ones!
Posted by: Leaf, probably... at April 15, 2008 09:41 PMCongrats again, Leah! I look forward to reading your blog throughout your pregnancy! You are a terrific writer!
Posted by: TheRightWife at April 15, 2008 09:51 PMAre you going to do photos of your growing belly? I'm so happy for you both!
Posted by: Deidre at April 15, 2008 10:17 PMHuuuuuge smile. Yay.
Posted by: Elizabeth at April 15, 2008 10:22 PMIt's finally happening and I'm so excited for you! I know time is going to absolutely fly, only because I've been around to watch Linda go through now TWO pregnancies. I can't even believe that Riley is a little boy now and that Dylan is no longer in her tum-tum. I'm so excited that all of my blogger buddies are havin' babies! Here I am engaged and planning a wedding and before you know it you'll be seein' flickr pics of me having a baby too! But let's not jump the gun here, I'm happy just to see yours for now ;)
Posted by: Stephanie Brown at April 16, 2008 07:47 AMDitto what She Likes Purple said: I am looking forward to your updates with the enthusiasm and excitement that is usually reserved for reality television finales.
Congratulations x one billion.
Posted by: Clink at April 16, 2008 08:38 AMTillykke! - some great-grand-something of yours (sorry, can't remember...) would have said congratulations to you like that, in another language. I am so, so, so happy for you - and just as all the others I can't wait to read your writing about the pregnancy.
Posted by: Drew at April 16, 2008 08:40 AMI'm so excited for you! Get used to the pee samples. It only gets worse.
Posted by: lainey at April 16, 2008 09:44 AMGet used to the pee samples - I had to give one at EVERY SINGLE APPOINTMENT. Wait until you've got a bulging belly - then try to pee in a cup! And the blood tests with the vats and vats of blood - there are more of those to come, too. But, it's so exciting!! It sounds like you are feeling well which is stupendous and I hope you have a wonderful and memorable pregnancy.
Posted by: Audrey at April 16, 2008 10:19 AMJust to redeem myself--I had to give TWO urine samples yesterday (one at the gynnie and one at the lab) and on the second one I could have easily filled two whole cups, that's how accomplished I am. It was sad, really, how proud I was of myself, especially since it involved comparing my own pee to the other deposits sitting in the bathroom (yes, gross).
Last night I read the pre-ultrasound procedure: six 8 oz. glasses of water in thirty minutes, and then I'm supposed to hold it in for an hour before my appointment? I'd better start a training regimen for that immediately.
Posted by: Leah at April 16, 2008 10:47 AMAnd Holly--I totally wore cute panties! They said "Supergirl" across the butt in sparkly letters (am v. mature) and they even matched my shirt! What a waste.
Posted by: Leah at April 16, 2008 11:13 AMI am so happy for you, Leah! I can't wait to hear more and more and more and more!!! You guys deserve a happy 9-months-from-now.... well, if you're 4w out, then yeah, 9 months should do it. What's your estimated due date?
Congratulations, again!
Posted by: JennB at April 16, 2008 11:50 AMI too hate peeing on demand. It brings back bad memories of stopping at scuzzy convenience stores in small town Saskatchewan where I would try to squeeze out a drop of urine, knowing that if I didn't go now, who KNOWS when I'd get to go again.
I look forward to hearing every single detail of your pregnancy! Weeee!
One credit I'll give to the American medical system is that there's no big stigma attached to early (and even multiple) ultrasounds. Even after two miscarriages in two cycles last summer, my third pregnancy, currently in its eighth month, was considered non-risky and completely routine here in Canada, and I couldn't get an ultrasound until week 20, which is when every Tom, Dick, and Harry gets one. After that, zilch. You're in a similar position, Leah, and I bet it will be not only amazing but also so reassuring to see the heartbeat nice and early. Ka-thump, ka-thump, ka-thump. Best thing ever.
Oh, and also? Maybe this is because a baby is much bigger by week 20, but my ultrasound tech said, as soon as she started swiping the wand across my belly, "Wow ... we didn't need your bladder to be THAT full." The amount of fluid they recommend you drink, and the length of time for which they tell you to hold it in, appears to be an effort to overcompensate for those women who don't drink any fluid at all before their appointments. My tech said the thing most visible with a full bladder is whether or not your cervix is still sealed tight. There's so much fluid swishing around in your abdominal area with or without a full bladder that they'd be able to see the baby just fine if you drank only half (or even less than half of) the recommended amount. Then maybe it wouldn't hurt so much to experience such joy!
Posted by: chan at April 16, 2008 02:12 PMLeah,
I appreciated the sparkly Supergirl undies.
(And to whom it may concern: if it would make Holly feel better to come over to our place and take off her pants, she is more than welcome to do so)
-Simon
Posted by: Simon at April 16, 2008 03:31 PM