June 30, 2006
The Gathering
So, um, I'm going to BlogHer and I'm sharing a bed (really?) with an Internet and I'm rooming with Internets and I've been threatened with tequila shots by an Internet. I need to get some swoopy bangs and start growing out my fingernails again stat. Also, read to the depths of every attendee's archives so I will know what the hell everyone's talking about, even though we'll probably spend 90 percent of the time talking about blogs and blogging and bloggers and boogers. I also need to make a spreadsheet of, oh, I don't know, something because it's a "conference" and I feel like I need to make an effort to be organized and efficient and official and not just wander bleary eyed from panel to panel in my p.j.s and fuzzy bunny slippers.
Oh, and please, ladies, don't ask me to go on a group bathroom excursion with you because that's just not something I understand. And please don't say mean things about me when you go in there together to do whatever it is you do in there together. I will, however, be available for hugs, and if anyone wants to interlock arms and skip through the lobby in barefeets, I'm your girl.
If you're going to BlogHer, let me know so I can keep an eye out for you, eh?
p.s. Somone from Serbia just found this site by Googling "girl pooping diarrhea everywhere." Maybe I should get that on my BlogHer nametag.
Posted by Leah at June 30, 2006 03:31 PMHave a great time and take good notes. =) Also be sure and blog about any celebrity sitings.
Posted by: beck at June 30, 2006 05:51 PMI hope you have a splendid time! Celebrity bloggers will abound and you will fit in with the best of them.
Posted by: Amanda at June 30, 2006 06:23 PMI am SO putting that on your name tag!!!
Posted by: Elisa Camahort at June 30, 2006 06:38 PMHave a blast! Amanda thinks we should leave the kiddies and head down next year...
Posted by: Angella at June 30, 2006 07:11 PMThe thought of sitting in a room full of whip-smart strangers, some of whom may know about my sex life and freakiest obsessions should make my introverted black heart go into a state of wild panic.
So why do I want to go to Blogher and skip barefeet with you?
Posted by: Kristin at June 30, 2006 07:12 PMKristin you come too!!!!! I have the tequila.
I can't imagine saying mean things about you or anyone. You ooooze nice. And girl pooping diarhea everywhere is already on my name tag no?
Posted by: jenB at June 30, 2006 11:10 PM*pout* why do I have to live so far fromw here all the cool stuff happens (and I don't mean Serbia).
Posted by: just a girl at July 1, 2006 12:20 AMKristin. Please come. You can hide from people under the table and that will make it easy for me to slip you the tequila shots Jen will be forcing upon me so she can take unfair advantage. Now, doesn't that sound fun?!
Posted by: Leah at July 1, 2006 12:49 AMI'm still waiting for the male equivalent of BlogHer, but I'm afraid any intelligent disserations about blogging and life in general among the guys would eventually degenerate into fart jokes and seeing who could burp the alphabet. At least, that would be what it takes to get me there.
Posted by: Texas T-bone at July 2, 2006 11:51 AMSee you there, kid!
Posted by: Lin at July 2, 2006 10:15 PMIf you can't make a spreadsheet, at least do a pie chart of the percentage of google searches that land people here. I'm betting diarrhea is a big piece of the pie.
Posted by: Marisa at July 3, 2006 10:20 AMDiarhhea...pie...ew.
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