I Met Her in a Club Down in Old Soho
I am annoyed that Kelly Ripa has a baby named Lola and Denise Richards has a baby named Lola and Carnie Wilson has a baby named Lola and this chick who used to work at the campus library has a baby named Lola, and I'm willing to bet it all that Britney Spears is going to name her new baby Lola, even if it's another boy, because Madonna is to blame for all of this with her Lourdes/Lola thing, and we all know about Madonna and Britney and their planned takeover, now, don't we.
I am also slightly annoyed at myself for knowing so much about celebrity offspring.
In other news, Simon took me out to the driveway last night and told me to stop right there, I want to show you something. Then he got in the car, turned the ignition, and was bathed in the glow of one hundred little white twinkly lights, which he had tacked to the ceiling of his car. We brought you the disco whiskey shower, and now agirlandaboy.com takes the show on the road! Note: Must look into the legality of such things.
Um...wasn't the Lola of Cherry Cola fame a guy in drag?
That would kind of take the shine off of Lola for a name I'd use for my little girl...or little boy, now that I think of it.
Chris Rock's little girl is also named Lola.
The Lola in Eric Clapton's song is actually a drag queen, but seriously yo, naming your daughter anything that can be turned into "Lolita" is just ASKING FOR TROUBLE. Basically, a daughter named Lola has three options:
1. Stripper/Dancer
2. Drag Queen
3. Total Bitch (see Sarah Vaughn's Lola)
Or, if you're lucky, all THREE.
Oh, plus, teenage temptress. JEEZ. Why don't you just name your son JUDAS.
Oh Krissa, you always have the BEST ideas!
Krissa-
Not Clapton. The Kinks.
-Simon
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls...I love that song! Stuck in my head now.
i know all those weird celebrities things and more.
the fact YOU know them is just another thing i add to my list of why i love you so.
and oddly enough Mark asked me tonight who my favourite apostle was (it was a question in the recently forced into my hand Watchtower), and I replied Judas. i am such a lapsed catholic. but seriously? The Watchtower, very entertaining, for mock value ALONE.
weird, last night in east bay i saw what was either a honda element or some other boxy look-alike car with white christmas lights strung up in back.
Um...yeah.
Krissa you forgot
4. Bank & grocery store robber with powers from Bill Murray's Groundhog Day
DAMN Simon, you're right. I have no idea why that song was always by Eric Clapton and/or Cream in my head.
I feel really stupid now. Look what you've done!