April 10, 2006
WEBCAST: "Jumped"
In which...
...Simon invites himself into your home
...Leah blows things up
...Someone gets a tattoo
...Simon writes an original play
...Leah urinates on a large mammal
...Someone discriminates against heterosexuals
...Simon is all aflutter
...Everyone waits...and waits...and waits
Eleven minutes and fifty-five seconds of your life. Flush!
I have a feeling you're going to get a lot of "golden shower fetish people" with the urination reference. Such a sick sick world.
Why do I get mentioned in connection with porn?
You tell me.
...um...so what kind of mammal got urinated on. Just out of curiousity. And did it just let Leah urinate on it, or did it put up a fight? Or maybe that's where the heterosexual discrimination comes in. I don't know. I feel like I came in in the middle or something.
Click on the link and listen to the webcast. All will be revealed.
I think peeing on a horse is worse. You win, Leah. Or losel. Whatevs.