March 16, 2006

The Tussin

It's official: I am the lightest lightweight ever. Twenty minutes ago I took two tablespoons of a Robitussin-like substance and now I'm high as a kite on the Fourth of July. I'm trying my best to work, but chasing the words across the page is like trying to hit the target after a twelve-pack too many. An excercise in futility. It took everything I had just to get my feet to go one in front of the other toward the bathroom for my thirtieth pee of the day. I don't think I could make it home if I tried. I can't believe this stuff is safe for children. Although now it makes sense why the cashier was prompted to ask my birthdate before she could sell me the stuff. May induce PCP-like side-effects. No kidding. Drugs are bad.

Posted by Leah at March 16, 2006 12:31 PM
Comments

Is this entry appearing three times, or is that just the drugs talking? I don't even know how to do that.

Posted by: Leah at March 16, 2006 12:36 PM

Yes, it's there three times. I just assumed you did that accidentally since you're high. :) I forgive you and hope you feel back to normal soon.

Posted by: Amanda at March 16, 2006 01:15 PM

Wow, it posted three times. Spiffy!

Feel better soon.

Posted by: Sam at March 16, 2006 01:31 PM

i must be a serious user, because that stuff does NOTHING for me. we should be drug partners. you know, for safety.

Posted by: jenB at March 16, 2006 02:26 PM

What? No bonus points or gold stars for anyone who can identify the reference in your post's subject line?

Posted by: Tim at March 16, 2006 07:53 PM

I thought you posted 3 times on purpose! Like, it was some kind of metaphor for your high-ness.

Posted by: Cora at March 16, 2006 08:06 PM

Haha! I thought this entry was going to be about your early St. Patrick's Day festivities!

Posted by: jess at March 17, 2006 11:58 AM