December 13, 2005

Genital Contractor

What I wish I had for you today was the picture I took last night of Simon modeling ladies' fashions in Target. Big sunglasses + umbrella + fake mink stole + gold sequined beret = PIMP. Alas, the picture is on his camera and I haven't been able to steal it from him because he's keeping it chained to his waist until he can clear the memory card of pictures of my super-secret Christmas present. I love intrigue. But I love Simon as Pimp more.

Instead, I have for you this, taken on our drive across the salt flats in October:

saltflats.jpg

Simon says his "vagina looks huge in this picture." I think it's cute.

Pimps, man-ginas, it's all good in this hood.

I think I'll go club myself now.

Posted by Leah at December 13, 2005 06:00 PM
Comments

You are atrociously cute, you two.

Simon: thanks for the cowbell video. I am duly hip once again, thanks to you.

Posted by: Kristin at December 13, 2005 09:54 PM

that is the most adorable photo. aside from the huge vagina. =0)

Posted by: jeorg at December 14, 2005 06:18 AM

I didn't even notice the huge vagina until he pointed it out...

Posted by: Sam at December 14, 2005 08:06 AM

So, so cute. And you kind of look like you're both standing on water. A Christmas miracle?! ;)

Posted by: Lulu at December 14, 2005 08:10 AM

Hey, baby, what's with pointing out the vagina to the entire world? My mangina is not intended for general viewing, or at least not intended to be pointed out to the entire world.

Sheesh. Yuu know, folks, she told me that I'd have to deal with being on the internet, but she never told me that she'd do anything like THAT. I may have to impose some guidelines here...

Posted by: simon at December 14, 2005 10:36 AM

Send me your pimp picture, pimp.

Posted by: Leah at December 14, 2005 12:47 PM

GREAT photo!!! Love it!! You two are too cute.

Posted by: Amy at December 14, 2005 07:22 PM

A mangina can be concealed in many cases at least. It's the scorge of the she-p*nis that is so embarrassing. I'm not a prude ... your comments wouldn't let me spell the P word correctly! I'm been called SPAM.

Posted by: Texas T-bone at December 15, 2005 06:53 AM

What a very cute picture~it really brings out the personalities of you two...

Posted by: violetismycolor at December 15, 2005 06:59 AM

Hey Leah,

Nice ass.

:)

Posted by: Monica at December 15, 2005 03:14 PM