December 13, 2005
Genital Contractor
What I wish I had for you today was the picture I took last night of Simon modeling ladies' fashions in Target. Big sunglasses + umbrella + fake mink stole + gold sequined beret = PIMP. Alas, the picture is on his camera and I haven't been able to steal it from him because he's keeping it chained to his waist until he can clear the memory card of pictures of my super-secret Christmas present. I love intrigue. But I love Simon as Pimp more.
Instead, I have for you this, taken on our drive across the salt flats in October:
Simon says his "vagina looks huge in this picture." I think it's cute.
Pimps, man-ginas, it's all good in this hood.
I think I'll go club myself now.
You are atrociously cute, you two.
Simon: thanks for the cowbell video. I am duly hip once again, thanks to you.
that is the most adorable photo. aside from the huge vagina. =0)
I didn't even notice the huge vagina until he pointed it out...
So, so cute. And you kind of look like you're both standing on water. A Christmas miracle?! ;)
Hey, baby, what's with pointing out the vagina to the entire world? My mangina is not intended for general viewing, or at least not intended to be pointed out to the entire world.
Sheesh. Yuu know, folks, she told me that I'd have to deal with being on the internet, but she never told me that she'd do anything like THAT. I may have to impose some guidelines here...
Send me your pimp picture, pimp.
GREAT photo!!! Love it!! You two are too cute.
A mangina can be concealed in many cases at least. It's the scorge of the she-p*nis that is so embarrassing. I'm not a prude ... your comments wouldn't let me spell the P word correctly! I'm been called SPAM.
What a very cute picture~it really brings out the personalities of you two...
Hey Leah,
Nice ass.
:)