July 07, 2005

Is It Paranoia When It's Legit?

I'm already taking an ace wrap, an entire box of bandaids, and accessories that in a pinch can double as slings, tourniquets, neckbraces, and wheelchairs. Now I'm summoning all my high school calculus prowess to figure how I can wrangle a portable bomb shelter into my carry-on luggage. Do they even make portable bomb shelters? They should.

Italy and Denmark, they say. Perfect time for some Danish-Americans to visit the Boot! Shit.


In other news, email me your address if you want a postcard from Terroristan. Also, please indicate your artwork preference by marking the box beside either A: Naked Statue or B: Church.

Posted by Leah at July 7, 2005 02:50 PM
Comments

just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you...

Posted by: delmore schwartz at July 7, 2005 08:41 PM

I didn't see a spot to request naked church... do they have those in terroristan?

Posted by: e! at July 7, 2005 10:17 PM

Greetings from your own state and time zone! It's kind of neat to think that I'm close by (but not, considering you're still about 6 hours away).

Posted by: Shirley at July 8, 2005 12:57 AM

Stay safe wherever "Terroristan" might be.. if you're travelling anywhere in the Middle East or anywhere remotely close to it and you're American.. you should be on high alert. I've been living in this part of the world for a couple of years now and it's dangerous for expats and travellers alike.

Check the State Department Site out: http://travel.state.gov/ for travel warnings and make sure you check in with the US Embassy wherever you're going.

Be safe!

- A Marine Abroad

Posted by: Gabriel at July 8, 2005 11:22 AM