March 31, 2005

Wonderful Things People Have Said to Me Recently

"We shall combine our empires and, as Hollywood and New York 'it girls,' we shall rule the galaxy!!!!!"

"We would never Terri Schaivo you."

"Now, in the interest of promoting a Fair and Balanced© view, I propose that we view a hot, sweaty, lesbian make-out session."

"Fine, you keep the dirty hippies out."

"I love you, but you're retarded if you think [details excluded because a girl must have her secrets]."

"Kiss, kiss kiss hug kiss. Hug hug hug, kiss kiss kiss kiss. Hug kiss hug."

"I want to lick your brain."

Posted by Leah at March 31, 2005 11:50 AM
Comments

OK, I already feel really bad about it, but I laughed out loud at the "We would never Terri Schaivo you."

Posted by: Monica at March 31, 2005 12:21 PM

Yes, Monica, I agree. Don't you love when propor nouns become verbs?

Posted by: Jeannie at March 31, 2005 01:21 PM

I'm all for keeping the tube in.

Posted by: Will at March 31, 2005 01:24 PM

Is George the Jockey feeling randy again? Har!

I'm not sure wanting to lick your brain is a good thing. Even if it does taste like chicken.

Posted by: Texas T-bone at March 31, 2005 03:25 PM

"I want to lick your brain."

hehe... now that line would work on me :)

Posted by: chlamygirl at April 1, 2005 03:46 AM

Wow - comment #6 and not one mention of the lesbian make-out sesh. For the life of me, I cannot think of a conversation into which that would fit, unless it was an imminent event.

Posted by: Todd at April 1, 2005 08:11 AM

Todd, that was from a conversation I was having with my baby brother. We were discussing the show "Postcards from Buster." Google it.

Posted by: Leah at April 1, 2005 04:54 PM