March 31, 2005
Wonderful Things People Have Said to Me Recently
"We shall combine our empires and, as Hollywood and New York 'it girls,' we shall rule the galaxy!!!!!"
"We would never Terri Schaivo you."
"Now, in the interest of promoting a Fair and Balanced© view, I propose that we view a hot, sweaty, lesbian make-out session."
"Fine, you keep the dirty hippies out."
"I love you, but you're retarded if you think [details excluded because a girl must have her secrets]."
"Kiss, kiss kiss hug kiss. Hug hug hug, kiss kiss kiss kiss. Hug kiss hug."
"I want to lick your brain."
OK, I already feel really bad about it, but I laughed out loud at the "We would never Terri Schaivo you."
Yes, Monica, I agree. Don't you love when propor nouns become verbs?
I'm all for keeping the tube in.
Is George the Jockey feeling randy again? Har!
I'm not sure wanting to lick your brain is a good thing. Even if it does taste like chicken.
"I want to lick your brain."
hehe... now that line would work on me :)
Wow - comment #6 and not one mention of the lesbian make-out sesh. For the life of me, I cannot think of a conversation into which that would fit, unless it was an imminent event.
Todd, that was from a conversation I was having with my baby brother. We were discussing the show "Postcards from Buster." Google it.