March 30, 2005

Play that Funky Music, Nerd Boy

"Words! Behave!"

A struggle ensues.

Words emerge battered and bruised but not defeated.

Both of us live to fight another day.

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Don't you hate it when you're crushing madly on someone and you can't find a picture that does them full justice, or at least one that's halfway decent and doesn't have you questioning your own taste? For instance, everyone I ever giggled girlishly on behalf of in school has a terrible terrible yearbook picture and it was always hard to justify my undying devotion for the guy wearing the gay sweater who may or may not be wall-eyed.

Now that I've moved beyond the rebel eighth-grader in my home ec class and the captain of the high school swim team, however, I am no longer limited by crappy yearbooks but expandified by Google. (Damn you, words!) Problem solved? Or at least easyified? (Seriously...) Nope. Whenever I Google for images of my latest minor celebrity love object, all I can find are photos in which the guy looks ugly, boring, drunk, or insane. Exhibit A. Exhibit B. Exhibit C. Exhibit D (top left).

That being said (hi Wally!), here are some photos of boys I love.

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This was a free all-ages concert at Borders in SF last Sunday. Children: well-behaved. Parents: old. Children: eau de dirty diapers. Adults: eau de old.

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Last Wednesday was the Decemberists concert that I have been looking forward to with rabid delight for months and months. Lead singer Colin "Hot Lips" Meloy did not disappoint, and I would have his babies if he asked me. This is the only photo I got that kinda sorta turned out.

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Although no still photograph could ever capture the demeanor and talent and bright voice that make me want to invite Colin to my house so I can sit for hours at his feet and gaze up at him adoringly, there are plenty of cute-enough pictures of him courtesy of Google and, most especially photographer Alyssa Scheinson.

And I bet his yearbook picture's not bad either.

Update: I just downloaded about a dozen photos of Colin. He is now my desktop background and covered with my saliva.

Posted by Leah at March 30, 2005 01:00 AM
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Update the Second: I have checked my own website approximately five times in the last hour just so I can pop up little windows of Colin all over my desktop. Am I really that lonely or is he really that cute?

Posted by: Leah at March 30, 2005 12:07 PM

he really is that cute! i too have had the same problem about finding pictures of cillian murphy that do him justice. i've been crushing on him for a couple of years now. one of my friends says it's the goofy, leukemia look that i am attracted to... nothing wrong with finding tall, lean, unconventional looking boys attractive.

Posted by: chlamygirl at March 30, 2005 02:09 PM

Girl, you and I have the same taste in geek-boys. Yum.

Posted by: treefen at March 31, 2005 06:37 AM

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Exhibt B is HOT.

Posted by: gimmy at March 31, 2005 08:15 AM

I get to see the Decemberists next week and experience the cuteness of Colin in person, yay!!

Posted by: Mary at March 31, 2005 07:52 PM

You met the Johns!!! Now I'm even MORE jealous. I will have to kick your ass a little harder than I thought...
Oh yeah, Rhett is a hottie. And so is Colin. YUM.

Posted by: Feisty at March 31, 2005 07:58 PM