A Girl...

I Never Felt Magic Crazy As This

Things I enjoy as a hip single lady*:

--staying up until 2
--sleeping with a cat on my chest
--spending quality time with people I don't want to mouth-kiss
--eating cereal for dinner (and lunch (and breakfast (duh)))
--having an internet boyfriend
--watching four movies in one day
--doing whatever I want...GOSH
--pantsless Tuesday evenings

Things I will enjoy as a lucky in-a-relationship lady:

--roadtrips
--rollerskating
--napping
--nooners
--champagne showers
--photo shoots
--singing
--dancing
--pantsless Tuesday evenings

So many more.

*Why does the phrase "hip single lady" give me visions of a middle-aged woman with bleached-out hair, stretch stirrup pants circa 1991, and a fluorescent fanny pack lousy with cat hair? Please god, let me get hitched before I become that woman.