Show Some Skin
It was recently brought to my attention that Cirque du Soleil has a nudie show in Vegas. If there are three things you need to know about me, number one is that I like Vegas, number two is that I like Cirque du Soleil, and number three is that I like nekkid. Actually, make nekkid number one.
I got my love of Vegas, Cirque, and nekkid from my parents, so it was only natural that upon discovering this nudie circus I emailed them with the link. Here's what I got back from Mom:
Been there, seen it, and it's not as naked as La Femme at MGM Grand. La Femme was strikingly sensual and beautiful. You'd like the artistic way it is presented after the French burlesque at the Crazy Horse Saloon (early 50s). If you want to see naked bodies...that's the one to see.
So nice that my mother is the one to ask if I want to see ass.
Or if I'd like a short history of international striptease.
Fun fact about my parents: For their honeymoon, they went to Vegas (dirty!). But stayed at Circus-Circus (clean!). But saw topless reviews (dirty!). But then went to Disneyland (clean!). And probably touched each other inappropriately on Peter Pan's Flight, Snow White's Scary Adventures, Pinochhio's Daring Journey, Mister Toad's Wild Ride (heh heh), and Alice in Wonderland's Bad Trip. That look of wonder on the face of every child in It's a Small World? That's actually wide-eyed animatronic terror courtesy of my parents' indiscreet groping. I wish I had a copy of that picture of them grabbing each others' butts at their wedding shower. My parents are in love love, yo.
In other news, my dear little cat has taken to singing in the bathroom while I am in the shower. This morning she stood on her furry tippy toes, stretched her paws as high up on the closed shower door as she could, and wailed the whole while I performed the first one-third of The Little Mermaid while bathing. I just realized this whole post is about nudity. And my parents. Gross.
Your parents sound like so much fun....I don't think mine have EVER groped each other inappropriately.
i can now go teach my class with a smile on my face. thank you. hehehe. this was a funny post.
It sounds like your kitty read your last post. She's just trying to help out =)
I think some of us would be really surprised to learn how inappropriate our parents were at some time. Ewwww.
Recently, my mom told me that the reason she decided to marry my dad was because they had great sex. didn't want to hear it, even though I already knew it.
I so want to see that show now.
Eww, eww, eww. Parents do not have the sex. It is a nasty rumor.
Speaking of nekkid, I need more of it in my life. Where can I get some? Is there s ale anywhere? Does it come in six-packs?
Wait. I'm a parent.
i haven't bought tickets to nekkid cirque yet. should i get some for La Femme? the more naked the better.