January 5, 2005
Psychic Food Network
I just had a great idea for a restaurant: the people who take your order are all mindreaders. Right now I have a throbbing headache from not having eaten, but I can't bring myself to go out and get some lunch because I just can't muster the energy to say "Number 9, please" and "thank you." Is it too much to ask everyone to just read my mind? Because, really, I can't be bothered.
That certainly would be nice! I am not really a lurker, but I am trying to say hello on all my favorite sites today! So, hello!
Why do you have a headache? Hope it is just a passing problem and that you are okay!
They would deliver without you calling, too, because they KNEW you were hungry.