October 21, 2004
Disconnect
This morning, shortly after swallowing two ridiculously large Dayquil gel caps, I found the following note taped to the television (where I would be sure to see it):
Dear Brain,
I'm running late today. In fact, I will be spending the next six to eight hours in slow motion. Please be patient and do not expect too much of me. And don't operate any heavy machinery or have more than three alcoholic beverages in one 24-hour period.
Best wishes,
Your Body
I hope that you are blogging from home today. That DayQuil will do a person in. Sleep, get better, drink your OJ, and go back to work tomorrow, refreshed, and ready to face the world.
Or not. It's really up to you, isn't it?
And remember, washing machines, dishwashers, refrigerators, and even a large Kitchen-Aid are all heavy. don't operate them either.
Nope. I'm at work. I look super cute today, and I'd hate to waste a good outfit by going home early. (When did I become such a girl?!)
really? i take dayquil and get overly hyper and can't focus b/c my mind races...
That's the problem. My brain is buzzing and alert, but my body is moving through molasses. It's like the FAA has imposed a seven-second delay on my motor skills. It'd be fun if it weren't so darn annoying.
I had to laugh at your comment about the 7-second delay. I envisoned this person with a look of frustration trying to pick up something and having to wait 7-seconds. Thanks for the laugh -- it is much appreciated!