October 11, 2004
You'd Think a Guy with Organizational Skills like that Would Be Able To Get a Job
I just saw a homeless guy walk down the street pushing a shopping cart full of possessions divided into neatly stacked clear tupperware containers and storage boxes.



Maybe he wasn't homeless.
Maybe he has a job.
We have this homeless guy that lives in the woods near us that has this hat with all sorts of odds and ends covering it. It makes me want to pull over and have a look, as though he is wearing a garage sale on his head!
Maybe he is just OCD and can't hold down a job because of it...
Ok, I confess. It was me.
I hear Martha Stewart's job is available.