Hello lovely Internet people. I'm writing this from the Motherland, Salt Lake City, where I've flown for the weekend to attend my grandma's 80th birthday party, which will be held this evening in my aunt's garage. That should be interesting.
I've had a swell time here over the past two days. I've eaten some good (free) food, I've watched some crazy only-in-Utah tv, and I've seen some atrocious self-inflicted haircuts on the men of the valley (remember the Flowbee?) Most of the interesting moments are best illustrated with photos, but since I'm working with the Slowest Internet Connection Ever and I don't want to spend my morning trying to upload images, you'll have to settle for just one. One that hasn't been optimized or color corrected or anything.
This is the Baby, doing what he does (trying to ignore me by pretending to sleep):
Okay, calm down. I'm not going to leave you with just a picture of a sleeping cat. Here is me last night, watching the Miss America Pageant the way it should be properly watched: in an evening gown.
I also participated in the casual wear competiton and the quiz round, but skipped out on the swimwear and talent portions, but only because I didn't pack my ugly fluorescent bikini or the chickens and the strobe light. Ah well, there's always next year.Previous Next