Taint So Bad
Found: Sitting on top of a newspaper dispenser on the corner of Milvia Street and Berkeley Way, one plastic bag containing a box that (at least originally) held a product simulating the reproductive and excretory organs of a female human being. Oh, and it vibrated.
Sorry kids, no picture. Both hands were too busy stifling giggles to locate and operate a camera, and plus, that's gross. Because there was indeed an image of the product on the box. Yes indeedy. An image that will be burned on my retinas for years to come no matter how many times I wash them with soap and scrub them with the scratchy side of a dishwashing sponge.
Tomorrow I will try to have an actual entry about actual important and non-gross happenings in my life. With pictures!
At least is was still inside a box and not just, shiving, cold naked and boxless, alone in the world .. heh
I'm speechless.
Oh, that's awesome! Finding things like that out in public is one of the few things I miss about the bay area. I used to live not far from the tenderloin and random treasures like that were daily occurences.
Amazing. And this is a Bay Area thing? How could I have spent the past 22 years (mostly) there and missed stuff like that??
I'm just freaked out that something like that exists.
hahahahahaha
Ew.
I almost wish you got a picture of it cause I can't picture it in my head. That's probably a good thing.