Archives


July 02, 2009

Mama Needs a New Pair of Shoes

June 30, 2009

Keeping It Cool

June 24, 2009

Addicted to You

June 23, 2009

Fixing

June 19, 2009

Catching Up

June 15, 2009

Park Life

June 11, 2009

The Birth Story(!)

June 05, 2009

Jock Strap

June 03, 2009

The Worst of It

June 02, 2009

Play to Win!

June 01, 2009

Stuff and Things

May 29, 2009

I Scream

May 28, 2009

Testing, 1, 2, 3

May 21, 2009

It's the Little Things

May 18, 2009

When You Come

May 12, 2009

Takeoff and Landing

May 06, 2009

Elsewheres

May 01, 2009

Thirty

April 29, 2009

Days of Wine and Roses

April 28, 2009

(How Do You Afford Your) Rock and Roll Lifestyle

April 24, 2009

If You Don't Like the Weather

April 22, 2009

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem

April 20, 2009

A Place for Everything

April 16, 2009

Feet Week

April 14, 2009

On Living

April 10, 2009

Ounce Upon Ounce

April 09, 2009

*sob*

April 07, 2009

If the Diaper Fits

April 02, 2009

Make Me End Where I Begun

March 30, 2009

Another Tomorrow

March 25, 2009

The First 100 Days

March 23, 2009

Time Flies

March 19, 2009

Use It or Lose It

March 17, 2009

Blink

March 11, 2009

Feats of Strength

March 09, 2009

My Body, My Self

March 05, 2009

Nuggets

February 26, 2009

Unclean!

February 23, 2009

Usus

February 22, 2009

Simon Says - "File Under 'What Have I Done?'"

February 19, 2009

Loose Ends

February 18, 2009

Protection

February 11, 2009

Snips and Snails

February 10, 2009

Old News, Good News

February 09, 2009

Wide Awake

February 04, 2009

Doing It Our Way

February 03, 2009

Simon Says -- "From One Father to Another"

February 02, 2009

Three Up

January 31, 2009

You Are What You Wear

January 30, 2009

Better Days

January 28, 2009

Some Days Are Better Than Others

January 26, 2009

Phase Two

January 19, 2009

An Heir and a Spare

January 15, 2009

One Magic Month

January 14, 2009

10Q QT

January 13, 2009

Clean and Fresh

January 08, 2009

First Things Last

January 06, 2009

And Now Back to Our Regularly Scheduled Programming

December 22, 2008

Goodness

December 18, 2008

Mama Said There'd Be Days Like This

December 15, 2008

Simon Says - "Tired, But in a Good Way"

December 14, 2008

Simon Says - "It's Happening" Updated (5)

December 12, 2008

Faker Faker, Belly Acher

Leaving--UPDATED

December 11, 2008

Breaking Point

December 09, 2008

Showgirl

December 05, 2008

Confessional

December 03, 2008

Smelling the Roses

November 28, 2008

Not Enough Thanks in the World

November 26, 2008

Where the Wild Things Are

November 20, 2008

It's (Almost) Time

November 19, 2008

Let It Be

November 17, 2008

Upside Inside Out

November 11, 2008

(Welcome to the) World Tour

November 06, 2008

Comin' 'Round the Mountain

November 05, 2008

Well Worth the Wait

November 03, 2008

Celebabybration

October 31, 2008

Not Dressed Up; Nowhere to Go

October 30, 2008

Prep

October 24, 2008

Hypothetical

October 23, 2008

InterroWHAT‽

October 16, 2008

Here, There, and Everywhere

October 14, 2008

Winding Down

October 09, 2008

Talk Amongst Yourselves

October 07, 2008

Stubborn Is as Stubborn Does

October 06, 2008

Stupid Is as Stupid Does

October 03, 2008

A Month of Sundays

September 30, 2008

Jazz and Taxes

September 26, 2008

Who's Your Daddy?

September 24, 2008

Pound Cake

September 22, 2008

Seasons Change

September 19, 2008

Dance to the Music

September 18, 2008

Take a Deep Breath

September 17, 2008

From the Editor's Desk

September 16, 2008

Sailing

September 12, 2008

Word(s) Up

September 10, 2008

Working on Working

September 08, 2008

Registered Tact Offender

September 05, 2008

You Have to Admit It's Getting Bigger

September 03, 2008

Taking It Easy the Hard Way

August 28, 2008

Pregnancy Update, Part II

August 27, 2008

Pregnancy Update, Part I

August 25, 2008

Celebrate

August 21, 2008

Making Room

August 19, 2008

Gearing Up

August 15, 2008

Chuck Chuck Bo Buck

August 14, 2008

I Can See Clearly Now

August 13, 2008

Home Suite

August 12, 2008

Home from Home

August 07, 2008

Pregnant Pause

August 06, 2008

Gold Medal in Navel-Gazing

August 04, 2008

Land of a Thousand Dances

August 01, 2008

Everything and Nothing

July 28, 2008

Boy Bits

July 26, 2008

Revelations

July 25, 2008

Hot Dogs and Hamburgers

July 23, 2008

Super Grover!

July 22, 2008

Coming Home

July 19, 2008

Simon Says - "Live Blogging From BlogHer 08"

July 17, 2008

Deluge

July 16, 2008

Large and In Charge

July 15, 2008

Monday

July 14, 2008

Feeling Hot Hot Hot

July 08, 2008

Going to the Mattress

July 07, 2008

Loaded

July 01, 2008

Never Full but Fulfilled

June 27, 2008

In Spirit, In Law

June 24, 2008

A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius

June 23, 2008

Party Down

June 20, 2008

33 percent

June 17, 2008

Bare: Cupboards and Bellies

June 13, 2008

That's the Song I Hear

June 12, 2008

Checked Up and In

June 10, 2008

Working It

June 06, 2008

Anticipation

June 05, 2008

Caption Contest?

June 04, 2008

On the Inside Looking Out

May 30, 2008

On Friends

May 28, 2008

Every Day's a Holiday

May 22, 2008

Perfect Ten

May 21, 2008

Still Crazy after All These Years

May 19, 2008

Pain in the Rear

May 16, 2008

The Who

May 15, 2008

Yesterday's News

May 08, 2008

Thar She Grows

May 05, 2008

Fool Me Twice

May 02, 2008

No News, No New Regrets

May 01, 2008

Twenty-Nine Candles

April 29, 2008

Flow

April 28, 2008

Deserts, English Humor, A Fine Reisling

April 25, 2008

Milestones and Stepping Stones

April 24, 2008

Too Big for My Britches

April 22, 2008

Whistle a Happy Tune

April 21, 2008

Games of Chance

Simon Says - "...and the winners are..."

April 17, 2008

Simon Says - "Summer Driving Is You"

April 16, 2008

Happy Tears

April 15, 2008

Keep Yer Shorts On

April 14, 2008

Hot and Cold

April 11, 2008

Girls Gone Child

April 10, 2008

First Response, Early Response

April 09, 2008

Ever After

April 04, 2008

Old Friends, New Friends

April 03, 2008

Moments and Forevers

April 01, 2008

High Standards

March 31, 2008

Don't Do Anything I Wouldn't Do

March 26, 2008

Hair Apparent

March 25, 2008

(T)hairrified

March 24, 2008

Little Miracles

March 19, 2008

Finnished

March 18, 2008

Simon Says - "Free Tickets!" (part two of two)

March 17, 2008

Simon Says - "Free Tickets!" (part one of two)

March 14, 2008

Fill It Up, Fill It Out

March 13, 2008

Down to There

March 11, 2008

Say Anything

March 10, 2008

Go with the Flo

March 03, 2008

Spring Thaw

February 28, 2008

Once and Again (and Again and Again)

February 27, 2008

Leave the Light on for Me

February 26, 2008

Good Housekeeping

February 24, 2008

Tapped

February 22, 2008

Yomamaween Mahumbatumbele

February 20, 2008

Wax On, Wax Off (HA!)

February 19, 2008

Home Away from Home

February 13, 2008

Rollercoaster or Beverage Coaster: You Decide

February 12, 2008

Falling in Love with Love

February 11, 2008

Young Again

February 06, 2008

I Have Sinned

February 05, 2008

Tiny Moments

January 31, 2008

Word to Your Father

January 30, 2008

Stew

January 29, 2008

Drama Junior High

January 25, 2008

Lucky

January 24, 2008

Shoes to Fill

January 23, 2008

Ambiance

January 17, 2008

Blowing in the Wind

January 10, 2008

100 Gold Stars and a Semicolon Deposed

January 09, 2008

Tears of a Clown

January 08, 2008

Sew-Sew

January 07, 2008

Growing Up: A Story in Two Parts

January 05, 2008

And There Is Pansies, That's for Thoughts

January 04, 2008

Sasstalk

January 02, 2008

Second Verse, Same as the First

December 31, 2007

End-of-Year Meme

December 27, 2007

Alternaholiday

December 24, 2007

Gettin' Nuttin' for Christmas

December 20, 2007

Status: Bark Now Worse than Bite

December 19, 2007

Totally Sorta Kinda (Non)Ironic

December 18, 2007

'Tis a Gift to Be Simple

December 14, 2007

In Theory

December 12, 2007

Ah, Nuts

December 11, 2007

At Last

December 10, 2007

Smooth Sailing Ahead

December 06, 2007

Thank You

December 05, 2007

Bad News

December 03, 2007

Nudge, Nudge

November 16, 2007

Tidbits

November 13, 2007

Swashbuckled

November 08, 2007

The Cheese Stands Alone

November 06, 2007

Press Play

November 05, 2007

Utahrded

November 01, 2007

Day 1 of 1

October 31, 2007

In the Know

October 30, 2007

Monster Mash

October 29, 2007

Shuttered Out

October 25, 2007

The Little Things

October 24, 2007

Covering My Bases

All the Pretty Kitties

October 23, 2007

Try Try Again

October 22, 2007

A Hearty Bordeaux, with Hints of Strawberry and Catfood

October 18, 2007

No Offense

PSA

October 17, 2007

C Is for Cookie; F Is for Foxface

October 16, 2007

Fireside Tales

October 10, 2007

Do As I Do, Not As I Say

October 09, 2007

Not Invited to the Party

October 08, 2007

The New Kid

October 04, 2007

Picking Friends and Noses

October 03, 2007

Calling All Mofos

October 02, 2007

Purge and Binge (But Not Like That)

October 01, 2007

Dancing the Night Away

September 28, 2007

Clean Up Your Act

September 27, 2007

Quadrofelia

September 25, 2007

Albany Bulb

Equinox

September 21, 2007

Old Friends

September 20, 2007

Caught on Film

September 18, 2007

Coming of Age

September 14, 2007

Pop Clutter

September 13, 2007

Remembrance of Things Past

September 12, 2007

Everywhere a Sign

September 10, 2007

House Party

September 07, 2007

Self Worth

September 05, 2007

Miscellany

August 30, 2007

Let It Be Go

August 29, 2007

On the Menu

August 28, 2007

How I Spent My High School Reunion

August 24, 2007

Coronary Symbolism

August 23, 2007

Steeplechase

August 22, 2007

Wittle Brudder

August 21, 2007

You Grow Girl

August 17, 2007

Teariffic

August 15, 2007

Now We're Cookin'

August 14, 2007

Onesie, Twosie, Buckle My Shoesie

August 13, 2007

Plenty

August 08, 2007

Lincoln Slept Here

August 07, 2007

Surrogate

August 06, 2007

Bad Dreams

August 03, 2007

My Humps

August 02, 2007

Traffic

August 01, 2007

Simon Says - "The Sweet Smell of Estrogen (In which I get parenthetical more than I should)"

July 31, 2007

Worth Every Penny

July 27, 2007

Day One

July 26, 2007

Material Girl

July 24, 2007

When the Going Gets Tough

July 23, 2007

Sex, Truths, and Videotape

July 19, 2007

Keep It to Yourself

July 18, 2007

Modern Times

July 17, 2007

Mi Casa

July 16, 2007

Whistling While We Work

July 12, 2007

Spit Spot

July 11, 2007

Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes

July 05, 2007

#1524

July 04, 2007

Hot Fun in the Summertime

July 01, 2007

We're Not in Kansas Anymore

June 29, 2007

First Night

So Close, Yet So Far Away

June 28, 2007

Broken Glass

June 27, 2007

Best Laid Plans

June 26, 2007

Donna Reed

June 25, 2007

Favor of the Day

June 22, 2007

Welcome Mat

June 21, 2007

Stairway to Heaven

June 19, 2007

It's a Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood

June 18, 2007

Pipe Down or I'll Give You Something to Really Complain About!

June 15, 2007

Moving On

June 13, 2007

Learn and Grow

June 12, 2007

Simon Says - "Space for my hobbies"

June 11, 2007

Outside In

A Man's Home Is His Castle

June 08, 2007

Crimes of Passion

June 07, 2007

Welcome

June 06, 2007

Tenterhooks

June 05, 2007

Whispers

June 01, 2007

R&R

May 31, 2007

Caretaker

May 30, 2007

Shine On, You Crazy

May 29, 2007

Small Cup, Half Full

May 25, 2007

Eat to Live

May 24, 2007

Little Earthquakes

May 23, 2007

Wait and Wonder

May 21, 2007

Full Glass, Cup Runneth Over

Catz!

May 18, 2007

Small-Townies

May 17, 2007

Artifice (in Moderation)

John, Paul, George, Ringo, and Jerry

May 16, 2007

Not for a Million Bucks

May 15, 2007

The Thirty People You Meet in Vegas

May 14, 2007

All Smiles

May 13, 2007

Glamour Shot

May 09, 2007

Hop, Skip, and a Jump

May 08, 2007

Cocktail

May 07, 2007

Hot Hot Heat

May 04, 2007

London Undies

May 03, 2007

Three Past Three

May 02, 2007

Crush

May 01, 2007

I'm Late

April 30, 2007

Caught on Tape

April 26, 2007

Stu-stu-studio

April 25, 2007

Carrier Pigeon

April 24, 2007

Everyone Deserves Music, Sweet Music

April 23, 2007

Big Small World

April 19, 2007

Toothsome

April 17, 2007

Not Nixa

April 16, 2007

Nixed

April 13, 2007

Talking Myself Out of Feeling Stuck

April 12, 2007

Under the Sea

April 10, 2007

Filet o' What?

April 09, 2007

We Can Work It Out

April 07, 2007

The Public Stage

April 05, 2007

Licensious

April 04, 2007

Working Magic

April 03, 2007

Forever Young

April 02, 2007

Come and Knock on Our Door

March 30, 2007

Blog Prom!

March 29, 2007

Gearhead

March 28, 2007

The Hard Way

March 27, 2007

Told Me So

March 26, 2007

Chop Chop

March 22, 2007

Takeout

Windy-City Writers

March 20, 2007

The Only Thing Worse

March 19, 2007

Thinking Cap

March 16, 2007

Playing Chicken

March 15, 2007

Hated It

March 14, 2007

My Objection to Your Affection

March 13, 2007

Telephotographer

March 12, 2007

Telemarking

March 08, 2007

Scratch and Sniff

Shake It Up

March 06, 2007

Time Is On My Side, Yes It Is

Shakedown

March 01, 2007

Simon Says - "Keep on Booking..."

February 28, 2007

Booked

February 27, 2007

Ain't That a Kick in the Head Nuts

February 26, 2007

The Future Is Now

February 23, 2007

Rain or Shine

February 22, 2007

Heart to Heart

February 21, 2007

Seacrest Out

February 20, 2007

Year of the Swine

February 16, 2007

Fluff

February 15, 2007

Breakfast of Losers

February 14, 2007

Valentime Out

February 13, 2007

Dirty Dishwater

February 12, 2007

Garden Gnome

February 09, 2007

Your Changes Have Been Saved

February 07, 2007

Unrelated Related Things

February 05, 2007

A Cry of Hounds

February 02, 2007

Happier Things

February 01, 2007

Downer Days

January 31, 2007

Always the X, Never the Y

January 30, 2007

WAHLA*

January 29, 2007

Swimsuit Competition

January 26, 2007

Cringe

January 25, 2007

Matryoskha Recipe

January 24, 2007

Tip of the Iceberg

January 23, 2007

Crying Shame

January 22, 2007

Bear Rug

January 19, 2007

Party of Two

January 18, 2007

Cletus the Fetus?

January 17, 2007

High Definition, Low Threshold

January 16, 2007

Weekend By the Numbers

January 12, 2007

Cold Sweat

January 11, 2007

Cold Day in Hell

January 10, 2007

Patchwork Quilt

January 09, 2007

Thinking Outside the Cable Box

January 08, 2007

He Who Stays in the Middle of the Road Gets Run Down*

January 05, 2007

Baby Dangling

January 04, 2007

Forty Lashes

January 03, 2007

In a Family Way

January 02, 2007

Spanking New

December 21, 2006

Off We Go Into the Wild White Yonder

December 20, 2006

The Smell of Desire

December 19, 2006

A Blog of Very Little Content

December 18, 2006

Loin Cocktail

December 15, 2006

A List Means I Don't Have to Write Transitions

December 14, 2006

Controlling Fear, in Two Parts

December 13, 2006

In Which I Coin the Term "Virtual Ladder of Excitement" and Feel the Urge to Poke Myself in the Eye with a Candycane

December 12, 2006

Love in an Elevator

December 11, 2006

O Come Let Us Adore Him

December 08, 2006

Context

December 07, 2006

Unsilent Night

December 06, 2006

Like Sands through the Hourglass

Umbrella Organization

November 29, 2006

Summer Dreams

November 28, 2006

Bar Hopping

November 27, 2006

Still Reeling

Too Much

Fam Damily

November 25, 2006

The Best Laid Plans

November 24, 2006

Meet and Greet and Eat

November 23, 2006

No, Thank You

November 22, 2006

Gathering Clouds

November 21, 2006

Martini Time

November 20, 2006

Scorekeeping

November 19, 2006

Clean Is in the Eye of the Beholder

November 18, 2006

Bar Heart

November 17, 2006

Hug and Mug

November 16, 2006

Simon Says - "The Recipe"

Painted Lady

November 15, 2006

No Complaints

November 14, 2006

Come Together

November 13, 2006

Bang Bang

November 12, 2006

Sometimes There Ain't Nothing

November 10, 2006

Thursday Night Face Party

November 09, 2006

Monkey Do

November 08, 2006

Oh Baby Baby

November 07, 2006

Portrait of the Artist, Redux

This Is How We Do It

November 06, 2006

Weekend in Pictures

November 05, 2006

A Portrait of the Artist

November 04, 2006

Sushi Hash

November 03, 2006

Fish Heads, Fish Heads, Eat Them Up, Yum

November 02, 2006

Potty Blogging

November 01, 2006

All Saint's Day of the Dead Girl Walking the Line

October 30, 2006

What It's Worth

October 27, 2006

Simon Says - "The Great Paradox of Religion"

Believe It or Not

October 26, 2006

Media Rich, Substance Poor

October 25, 2006

Persnickety

The Kindness of Quince

October 24, 2006

Blog Talk Rock

Simon Says - "I Feel GREAT!"

October 23, 2006

Out with the Old, In with the New

October 20, 2006

Out of the Darkroom, Still in the Dark

October 19, 2006

Welcome to the Sprawl House

October 18, 2006

Out of Server

October 17, 2006

Long Night's Journey into Day

October 16, 2006

Moving Along

Faits Accomplis

October 13, 2006

Eveaddendum

Eveiversary*

October 12, 2006

Desperate Pet Owners Want to Know

Get with the Program

October 11, 2006

Is It Always 'Or'? Is It Never 'And'?*

October 09, 2006

You Are My Sunshine

Thirty Years

October 06, 2006

Crafting and Crying

October 05, 2006

YKK

October 04, 2006

The Golden Age

October 03, 2006

I'm Huge in Canada

Conscious Consumption

October 02, 2006

Picture Perfect

September 29, 2006

Crisis Converted

September 28, 2006

Eight or Nine

September 27, 2006

Proof That Everyone in San Francisco Is Crazy: Parts II and III

September 26, 2006

Proof That Everyone in San Francisco Is Crazy, Part I

September 25, 2006

Simon Says - "I Love My Life"

A Shakespearean Tragicomedy: Act III

September 22, 2006

A Shakespearean Tragicomedy: Act II

A Shakspearean Tragicomedy: Act I

September 21, 2006

Sunrise, Sunset

September 20, 2006

Warm Reception (Signalling the End of the Wedding Photos because OMG Enough Already)

September 19, 2006

At Home with agirlandaboy.com

September 18, 2006

Secrets to Success

Life

September 16, 2006

Home Improvement

September 15, 2006

Taking Notes (and Making Slideshows and Screwing Up My Unsharp-Mask Settings in Photoshop)

September 14, 2006

Break Dance

September 13, 2006

Gold

September 12, 2006

Details

Dry Run

September 11, 2006

The Mushroom Incident

Pants

September 10, 2006

Brief Intermission

September 08, 2006

Sweeping Up

Blowing Smoke

September 07, 2006

Day 1.5

September 06, 2006

International Fashion Disaster

Let's Start at the Very Beginning (After a Bunch of Mushy Crap about How Much I Love My Boyfriend)

September 05, 2006

The Isle of Sky

Back Like Smack

August 30, 2006

Note from the Farm

August 25, 2006

Check In

August 22, 2006

Fly Day

August 21, 2006

Rush

Simon Says - "For those who are wondering..."

August 17, 2006

Caught in the Act

August 16, 2006

Two Words

August 15, 2006

Ancient History

August 14, 2006

Dress Dross

August 11, 2006

Bandy About

August 10, 2006

Fruitless

August 09, 2006

Cheeseballs

August 08, 2006

Symbolic Return of the Dog and Danish Days

August 07, 2006

The Spendy City

Spendy

August 04, 2006

Charts and Graphs

August 03, 2006

This and That

August 02, 2006

Symbiosis

Just As Sick of My Whining As You Are

August 01, 2006

Ansty-Pants

Lemons into Lemonade

Leah Dips Her Foot in the Trying to Change the World Pool

July 31, 2006

Shoulda

July 30, 2006

Detox

July 29, 2006

Star-Spangled

July 28, 2006

Throb

July 27, 2006

Sans

July 26, 2006

Let's Get Together, Yeah Yeah Yeah

July 25, 2006

In Which I Return from Vacation and, In an Effort to Get Everything into One Entry, Am Disorganized with My Display of Photographs, Please Forgive Me

July 21, 2006

Dissatisfaction

July 20, 2006

Crap In, Crap Out

Behind Closed Doors

July 19, 2006

Grand Tout L'Ensemble*

July 18, 2006

Knowing the Unknown

Playing Nice

July 17, 2006

First Tri

Preview

July 14, 2006

We Are the Champions*

July 13, 2006

Little Miss Everything

July 12, 2006

Collaboration

Use Your Words

July 11, 2006

Bright Eyes

Bed Surfing

July 10, 2006

Another Saturday

Sturdy Shoes and a Baseball Bat

July 07, 2006

Case of the Mondays

July 06, 2006

Flavor Savor

Anything for You

July 05, 2006

Merge

July 03, 2006

Old and Boring

Stu-Stu-Studio

July 01, 2006

Simon Says - "Yee-HAW!"

June 30, 2006

The Gathering

June 29, 2006

Housekeeping

June 28, 2006

Walk a Mile in My Socks

June 27, 2006

Compliments Of

June 26, 2006

In the Flesh

June 23, 2006

E-Me

June 22, 2006

Expecting

June 21, 2006

Creative Pursuits

June 20, 2006

Simon Says - "The Perfect Storm"

June 19, 2006

I Love

June 17, 2006

Baybies

June 16, 2006

Initializing

Conservaterrific

A Whole New World

June 14, 2006

Linkr

Abroadening

June 12, 2006

Simon Says - "The Goose Egg"

June 09, 2006

See Here

Hairbrained

June 08, 2006

These Are a Few...

June 06, 2006

In a Quick Breath between Commas: A Blast from the Past

June 05, 2006

Support the Cause

Beached

June 02, 2006

When in Rome

Minor Genius in Action

June 01, 2006

URGENT

Don't Forget to Remember

Dance Dance Revolution

Hot Tubbing, Check It and See

May 31, 2006

Riding in Style

Maintenance

May 30, 2006

Back in Black (and White)

May 25, 2006

Feels Like the First Time*

May 24, 2006

In Lieu

CHILL!

May 22, 2006

3

2

1

Hi, Pie, Bye

May 19, 2006

Role Reversal

A Matter of Taste

May 18, 2006

Far From the Maddening Archives

Mirror Mirror

May 17, 2006

The Calm

May 16, 2006

Money Matters

Summer in the City

May 15, 2006

Trash Collector

May 12, 2006

Half and Half

May 11, 2006

Mix-Up

May 10, 2006

Public Life

Night Out

May 09, 2006

Mirror Project Reject

May 08, 2006

UV Protected

Eagle Eye

May 04, 2006

Under There

May 03, 2006

The Future Is Now

May 02, 2006

A Super Day

May 01, 2006

She Was Born in the Summer of Her Twenty-Seventh Year

WEBCAST: Happy Burpday

April 28, 2006

Family Ties

April 27, 2006

The Road to Splitsville

April 26, 2006

Spring Cleaning

I Met Her in a Club Down in Old Soho

April 25, 2006

Customer Service

The More Things Change, The More They Stay the Same

April 24, 2006

Tri Tips

WEBCAST: "Simontaneousleah"

April 21, 2006

What Will I Do With You / Pink and Blue / Pure Gold / Nine Days Old*

Signs

Basking

April 18, 2006

In the Bedroom

More than Words

April 17, 2006

Ova

April 13, 2006

Simon Says - "I Like Mine Extra Chunky"

Timebomb ***UPDATE***

April 11, 2006

Second Chance at a First Impression

Springtime in Oakland

April 10, 2006

WEBCAST: "Jumped"

Don't Call Me Ishmael

April 08, 2006

Left to My Own Devices

April 07, 2006

Home Alone

Brother-Sister Act

April 06, 2006

Simon Says - "Some People Never Learn" ***UPDATE***

Please P in Our Pool

Hands Off

April 05, 2006

Yakety Yak

Simultaneity

Simon Says - "Attaboy!"

Miles and Miles and Miles and Miles and Piles*

April 04, 2006

The Lottery

Pink Links

April 03, 2006

Freshly Hatched

April 02, 2006

WEBCAST: "The Physics of Luv"

March 31, 2006

Several Things:

March 30, 2006

Goin' to the Country

Simon Says - "Goodbye, Old Friend"

March 29, 2006

Shameless

March 28, 2006

Delicate Constitutional Convention

March 27, 2006

WEBCAST: "Let There Be Music"

March Monday Music Madness, Part the Last

March 24, 2006

Just Preachy

March 23, 2006

Simon Says - "360 Degrees of Chinese Conflict"

Not Yet a Woman

March 22, 2006

To the Punch

Mini-Me

March 21, 2006

Girl Power

March 20, 2006

March Monday Music Madness, Part the Third

March 18, 2006

WEBCAST: "Multimedia Blitzkrieg!"

March 17, 2006

Under the Weather

March 16, 2006

The Tussin

The Tussin

The Tussin

"You look terrible." "But I feel great!"*

March 15, 2006

Kawfing

March 14, 2006

Relleno, Con Carne, Cold

March 12, 2006

March Monday Music Madness, Part the Second

March 10, 2006

Mentor

March 09, 2006

Running on Empty

Hot Links

March 08, 2006

Foiled

March 06, 2006

This Close

March Monday Music Madness, Part the First

March 05, 2006

Pout

March 04, 2006

Simon Says - "22 frets, 6 strings, and not much to do with them"

Layer Cake

March 03, 2006

Net Distress

February 28, 2006

All Dressed Up and Nowhere to Be

February 27, 2006

Incredibly Lifelike

February 24, 2006

Olympic Moment

February 23, 2006

Baby, You Can Drive Me

February 21, 2006

Jog Blog

February 20, 2006

Life As I Know It

February 17, 2006

Raw Squab

February 15, 2006

Pour It On

February 14, 2006

Take 2

February 13, 2006

Take 1

February 10, 2006

Wined and Dined

Snack

February 09, 2006

Little Feet

February 08, 2006

Pod People

February 07, 2006

Simon Says - "Together Again"

Revelations

February 06, 2006

Addendum

Simon Says - "A Changed Man"

Something Out of Nothing

Newsworthy

February 03, 2006

Tagaramalamadingdong

February 02, 2006

Don't All Get Jealous at Once, Now

February 01, 2006

Derby Dolls

January 31, 2006

Warmup

January 30, 2006

The Self, Actualized

January 27, 2006

Simon Says - "Band Name Update"

Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow*

January 26, 2006

Reality

January 25, 2006

Muse

January 24, 2006

Birthd8

January 23, 2006

Filler

January 20, 2006

It'll Put Hair on Your Chest

January 19, 2006

Simon Says - "HELP!!!"

January 18, 2006

Simon Says - "Four Things"

Simon Says - "The Thrill is Gone"

No News Is Boring News

January 17, 2006

Big Pimpin'

January 16, 2006

A Blogger's Story

January 12, 2006

Show Yourselves

On Location

January 11, 2006

Diff'rent Strokes

January 10, 2006

Simon Says - "Acqua alle funi!"

The Power of Words

January 09, 2006

Sweet Ride

January 06, 2006

Platypi and Uteri

January 05, 2006

Simon Says - "Radios are for Heads"

Radiohatred

January 04, 2006

How To Spend 3 1/2 Hours and $600 at Costco and Leave Empty-Handed But Utterly Fulfilled (Awww)

January 03, 2006

Just the Two of Us

December 30, 2005

It Feels Like the First Time

In the Saddle

December 27, 2005

Simon Says - "Communication Breakdown (It's Always the Same)"

December 26, 2005

Utah

December 25, 2005

Christmas Is for Babies

December 23, 2005

Turn That Shit Upside Down!

On the Outside Looking In

December 21, 2005

Simon Says - "Sheffield Redux"

Magical Christmas Pants*

December 18, 2005

Oh, Goodness

Have You Ever Seen the Rain?

December 17, 2005

The Big Wait

December 16, 2005

Simon Says - "Off to J.O.E."

The Storm Before the Calm

December 13, 2005

Genital Contractor

December 09, 2005

Better Than All the Rest

Poetry in the AM

December 07, 2005

When I Was a Kid, We Had To Earn Our Holes

December 06, 2005

Shot in the Dark

December 05, 2005

A Little Romance

December 02, 2005

Now What Am I Supposed to Get Him for Christmas?!

December 01, 2005

Here We Come a Wassailing

November 29, 2005

Me, I Want a Hula Hooooo

November 28, 2005

Braaaaaains

November 26, 2005

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas

All In

November 25, 2005

Where the Beautiful People Are

November 24, 2005

Holiday

Nerds

November 23, 2005

Princess

November 22, 2005

Wish You Were Here

Heading South for the Holidays

November 18, 2005

The Labor of Love

November 17, 2005

They'll Save Your Soul with Candy and a Smile

Wednesday's Quote of the Day

November 16, 2005

Stoned

November 15, 2005

Make the Call

Sweet Nothings

My Mechanical Eye

November 11, 2005

The Dish

Prospecting

November 10, 2005

Simon Says - "I am Stressed"

November 09, 2005

Ah!

Dollface

November 08, 2005

Let's Get Physical

Oh, the Possibilities!

I'm Not Even Kidding

November 07, 2005

Versary

November 04, 2005

Fall Colors

Fly, Young Fleance*

November 03, 2005

1000 Words and Then Some, Pt. 2

1000 Words and Then Some, Pt. 1

November 02, 2005

Play One for Me

Number 757

November 01, 2005

Brain Matter

October 31, 2005

Jiggety Jig

October 27, 2005

Road Warriors

October 26, 2005

Abed

Simon Says - "Sick in the Head"

October 25, 2005

Let There Be NOISE

October 24, 2005

Pretty Pictures from Last Last Weekend

October 21, 2005

Falling

October 20, 2005

Simon Says - "Stanislaus"

Mirror in the Bathroom

Things I Want To Do Today Instead of Work

October 19, 2005

Turn, Turn, Turn

October 17, 2005

Simon Says - "The Theft of the Pink Pearl, Why I Felt Bad About It, and Why I'm OK Now"

October 14, 2005

Disco Whiskey Shower*

Too Old to Rock and Roll; Too Young to Die**

October 13, 2005

I'll Show YOU Honk

Anniversarying

October 12, 2005

Tuesday Night Dinner Date

October 07, 2005

Simon Says - "The Golden Ring"

Mr. Friendly

October 06, 2005

Crushed, Velvet

October 05, 2005

Fat Boy Slim

October 04, 2005

1-2-3

October 03, 2005

Coupling

October 01, 2005

Full Moon*

September 29, 2005

Driven Snow

A Little of This, A Little of That

September 28, 2005

Busy Bee in My Bonnet

September 26, 2005

Mars and Venus in the Morning

September 23, 2005

Rock Me

Between the Sheets*

September 22, 2005

Like Gold to Airy Thinness Beat

September 21, 2005

Dated

September 20, 2005

Suck a Fuck

September 15, 2005

Sticky Notes

September 13, 2005

Surprise Me

September 12, 2005

The Perfect Drug

September 09, 2005

Good Things Come

September 07, 2005

What Counts

August 29, 2005

Punch Me

August 24, 2005

Goings On

August 19, 2005

It Runs in the Family

August 16, 2005

Love the Suck

August 12, 2005

Idiot Sin Crazy

August 11, 2005

Here, There, and the Other Place

August 05, 2005

My, This Rant Is Delicious!

August 03, 2005

For the Want of a Nail

July 31, 2005

Stag Sunday

Falls Mainly on the Plain

July 30, 2005

Picture Pages, Picture Pages

July 28, 2005

What's My Name Again?

July 18, 2005

Storytime

July 17, 2005

May 2005: From SF to LA

July 13, 2005

Boy Genius, reporting for duty.

Greetings from Hell

OK, I Think She's Gone

Ciao!

July 11, 2005

While I'm Away

July 08, 2005

Giga What?

Inspect Her Gadget

July 07, 2005

Is It Paranoia When It's Legit?

July 06, 2005

Magic Muffin

July 05, 2005

A Little Can Be A Lot

July 04, 2005

I've Got the Three-Day-Weekend-Stuck-at-Work-and-All-Alone Blues

July 01, 2005

Now with Three Toes!

June 30, 2005

How Do You Spell Peckerhead?

June 27, 2005

And the Winner of the Sidebar CD Mix Is...

June 25, 2005

Got Your Goats

June 24, 2005

Spirited Away

June 22, 2005

Inglese (Si'l Vous Plait)

June 20, 2005

So Awesome.

Productivity Report

June 17, 2005

Do You Have This in My Size?

It's What I Do

June 14, 2005

I Don't Shut Up, I Grow Up

June 12, 2005

Ay, There's The Pub

June 10, 2005

Dystopian Daydream

June 09, 2005

Wedgie

June 08, 2005

You Never Get a Second Chance to Make a First Impression, or My Priorities Are Jacked

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June 07, 2005

Come and Go With Me

Ray

June 06, 2005

I'm On Fire

June 05, 2005

How Do You Solve a Problem Like Eve?

I'm It

June 02, 2005

Narc

June 01, 2005

All in the Family

May 31, 2005

Decidedly NOT Listless

Le Freak, C'est Chic

May 27, 2005

Picking Up Trash

May 26, 2005

Aitch Too Oh No

Me, Myself, and You

May 25, 2005

Milestone

May 24, 2005

Stuck in the Middle

May 23, 2005

Hold Please

Technical Difficulties

May 22, 2005

Mercury Rising

May 19, 2005

Wookie, Dookie, Nookie

May 17, 2005

Confucius Say

May 16, 2005

A Fabulous Time Was Had By All

May 13, 2005

Sort of Out of Sorts

May 12, 2005

Me, Disgruntled, With Headband

May 06, 2005

The Thing

May 02, 2005

Gonna Party Like It's My Birthday

April 30, 2005

Crooked Los Angeles

April 28, 2005

Bang Bang

April 26, 2005

Could Be Worse

April 20, 2005

Something New for Someone Old

April 18, 2005

Heavenly Creatures

April 14, 2005

Loaded Gun

April 13, 2005

Blogifornia

April 12, 2005

Let's Get Physical

April 11, 2005

Note from Abroad

More or Less

April 10, 2005

Rather Goodish

Like a Rolling Stone

April 08, 2005

Gimme Your Tots

April 07, 2005

I'm Just Sayin...

I Wanna Be Sedated

April 06, 2005

That's Crrraaaaazy Talk!

April 04, 2005

No Bearded Ladies Here, Folks. Move Along.

March 31, 2005

Wonderful Things People Have Said to Me Recently

March 30, 2005

Play that Funky Music, Nerd Boy

March 29, 2005

Girl's Got Chops

March 21, 2005

Magical Realism

March 18, 2005

When Worlds Collide

March 17, 2005

He Wants to Eat Your Brain

March 15, 2005

All Fiery Irish Clip and Curl

March 11, 2005

Beeeeeeach!

March 10, 2005

I'm Lovin It

March 09, 2005

Taste

I Never Held Emotion in the Palm of My Hand

March 08, 2005

I Never Felt Magic Crazy As This

There's Gold in Them Thar Hills

March 01, 2005

Show Some Skin

Mars and Venus

February 27, 2005

This Time It's All About Gayle

February 26, 2005

Nothing Doing

February 24, 2005

With a Smile and a Song*

February 23, 2005

Risky Business

February 22, 2005

Weighty

Quadruple Klutz

February 20, 2005

The World May Be Long for You

February 16, 2005

Show Me

Lamb Chop Sticks

February 15, 2005

European Vacation

The Heavens Opened Up

Calling Card

February 14, 2005

What They Saw

Nothing Is for Certain

If, Then

One Single Perfect Moment

February 13, 2005

Taken to Heart

February 11, 2005

Tired and Sick

Right Now

February 09, 2005

Look Alive

If the Car's A-Rockin'

February 08, 2005

Impressionist

February 03, 2005

Gifted

February 02, 2005

. . .

February 01, 2005

The Philsophy of the Sickly Blogger

Ouchy All Over

January 29, 2005

We Are the World

January 28, 2005

Language Barrier

An Entry in which My Ass Features a Bit Too Prominently

January 27, 2005

Therefore I Am

January 26, 2005

Playground Games

January 24, 2005

Altogether All Alone

January 20, 2005

Goes Down Easy

January 19, 2005

In Good Company

January 17, 2005

Life Is Too Short to Refrain from Eating Jam Out of the Jar

January 12, 2005

Updates

January 11, 2005

High on a Hill Sat a Lonely Goatherd*

Success Defined

January 10, 2005

Jimmy Dean's Sausage

Name Game

January 06, 2005

Why I'm Good at My Job: A Short List

January 05, 2005

Psychic Food Network

January 01, 2005

Crappy New Year

December 31, 2004

It's Like I'm Not Even Me

December 29, 2004

If

December 28, 2004

What Remains

Some People

To the Poet

A Short One

December 24, 2004

Tradition...Tradition!

December 22, 2004

Baby, It's Cold Outside

December 21, 2004

I'll Be Home for Christmas

December 17, 2004

Mark My Words

December 16, 2004

Love Something

December 15, 2004

Play It Again, Sam

December 13, 2004

Dude! Sweet!

December 12, 2004

You Can't Take That Away from Me (No, Really, You Can't)

December 10, 2004

Razors + Whiskey

December 09, 2004

Test

December 07, 2004

Junkie

Whenever You Hear "Have a Coke," You Hear the Voice of America*

December 06, 2004

Passing Time

I Thought It Would Be Okay, But Before I Knew It It Had Devolved Into a Bulleted List of Where to Be Seen in San Francisco

December 02, 2004

Emotion Sickness

I Can't Think of a Way to Title This One

November 30, 2004

Missionaries

November 29, 2004

Little Man Tate (that's actually his middle name)

November 27, 2004

And I Walked for Miles and Carried My Bags on Streets with No Sidewalks in Search of a Ride

Spanksgiving

November 24, 2004

I Dream of Jeannie

November 23, 2004

In Lieu of a Little Black Book

November 22, 2004

Weekend of Champions

November 19, 2004

Color Me Chocolate

November 17, 2004

My Only Onliest One

Scotland Yard

November 15, 2004

I'll Drink to That

November 12, 2004

There's No Time Like Never

November 11, 2004

Doin' It Well

November 10, 2004

Give the Kids a Break!

November 09, 2004

Cleaned Out

November 08, 2004

Age Ain't Nothin' But a Number

November 06, 2004

Salute to Randomness

Lazy Saturday

November 04, 2004

Girls Night!

November 03, 2004

The Day After

November 01, 2004

A Public Service Announcement from agirlandaboy.com

A Not-So-Novel Idea

October 30, 2004

Bridging the Divide

October 29, 2004

Queen of All of the World

MEOW!

October 28, 2004

20,000 Leagues Under

Hairstyles that Do Look Good on Me

October 27, 2004

T-23

Looney

This Is What It Looks Like When I Don't Edit My Posts

October 26, 2004

Hairstyles that Would Not Look Good on Me

Going Commando

October 25, 2004

Love of the Humble Variety

October 24, 2004

You Are the New Day

October 23, 2004

Another One of Those Days

October 22, 2004

A Few Words from My Baby Brother

October 21, 2004

Disconnect

October 19, 2004

Grocery List

Political Maneuvering

October 17, 2004

Her Head Was on Fire

October 16, 2004

I'm Just a Little Black Raincloud

October 15, 2004

Irregular

October 14, 2004

Know Thyself

Recipe for Delicious

October 13, 2004

From the "There's a First Time for Everything" Department

Death Wish

October 11, 2004

You'd Think a Guy with Organizational Skills like that Would Be Able To Get a Job

October 05, 2004

Picture This

October 04, 2004

I'd Know Him from Adam

October 01, 2004

On the Agenda for This Weekend, which Starts Now:

September 28, 2004

Too Much of a Good Thing

September 27, 2004

Cereal Dater

Fence Sense

September 24, 2004

Skin Francisco

September 23, 2004

Everything Old Is New Again

How to Win Friends and Influence People

In One Tiny Corner of Eternity

September 22, 2004

WANTED:

ABC: Your Channel for Hot Man on Man Action (Google's Gonna Love That!)

:(

September 19, 2004

Miss Utah

September 09, 2004

Desperate Measures

September 08, 2004

Virtues Yet Undiscovered

September 06, 2004

As It Is

September 05, 2004

My Hero

September 02, 2004

Like SPF 1000 at a Beach on Mercury

August 30, 2004

Sitting Around

August 29, 2004

Horse Stew

August 27, 2004

Living the High Life

August 26, 2004

Magic Balls

August 25, 2004

An Open Letter to Everyone at My Work and Everyone Else I Copyedit For

A Story

August 23, 2004

Taint So Bad

August 12, 2004

Things I Can't Seem to Get Enough Of

August 10, 2004

Handball, Fencing, Badmitton!

August 07, 2004

Bye Bye Bri; Hello World

August 06, 2004

How Much Etiquette Is Adequate?

August 04, 2004

Whether 'Tis Nobler in the Mind to Suffer...

July 30, 2004

A Long-Ass Post about My Rock-and-Roll Lifestyle

Spamster

July 28, 2004

A Cryptic Post about Kryptonite

July 26, 2004

Spamarama

July 17, 2004

On the Market

July 14, 2004

My Life As a House

July 07, 2004

Exquisite Corpse

Whine: An Update

July 06, 2004

Whine

July 05, 2004

Happy Co-dependence Day No More

June 30, 2004

Redefining My Groove

June 29, 2004

The Transfer of Power

June 25, 2004

Broken

Not Holding Back but Holding Out

June 24, 2004

Technical Support

Book Snob

June 21, 2004

In All Things, Balance

Incognito

Alone Again, Naturally

June 17, 2004

I Need Some Space

June 15, 2004

Back to the Grind

June 07, 2004

Fresh Faces

Zydeco A-Go-Go

June 06, 2004

The Livin' Is Easy

June 04, 2004

Daddy-O

June 01, 2004

The Best of the Best

Bellissima Bella

May 27, 2004

Spare Change

May 26, 2004

Weird + Weird = Weird

May 21, 2004

Day of the Dead

May 18, 2004

Candyland

Up-to-date Celebrity Gossip

Why Not to Have Children Over Age 70

May 17, 2004

Work in Progress

May 14, 2004

Stand By Your Plan

May 13, 2004

Crunch Time

May 08, 2004

Twenty-six

May 06, 2004

Greetings from Blandland

May 03, 2004

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

April 30, 2004

Turning the Page

April 28, 2004

The Boys of Summer

Offline

April 26, 2004

Book Learnin'

April 23, 2004

You Take the High Road

April 21, 2004

Stargazing

Dirty Pretty Things

April 20, 2004

Recipe for a Good Time

The Castled Clouds Mocked Themselves in the Dizzy Water

April 19, 2004

Sore Spot

April 17, 2004

A Room with a View

April 16, 2004

Official Business

April 12, 2004

The Bad, the Good, and the Populists

April 11, 2004

Easter Funday

April 09, 2004

Dear Diary

March 31, 2004

Lazy Weekends

March 25, 2004

It's the Little Things

March 24, 2004

Press ESC to Escape

March 22, 2004

Eggsquisite

Highly Recommended

March 18, 2004

Spring, Sprang, Sprung

3 for 3

March 17, 2004

Chuck Luck

March 11, 2004

Battle Scars

Anyone Up for a Good Solid Giggle Fit?

March 09, 2004

Spamtastic

Summer Nights

March 05, 2004

Back to Earth

March 04, 2004

Reflections on Lake Tahoe

March 02, 2004

To the Lovely Man in the Tight Blue Jeans with Whom I Shared a Can of Coke Today at Lunch:

Dear Person Who Found This Site by Searching Google for "Ghetto Chicken Head":

March 01, 2004

Oscar (Mayer) Wieners

February 27, 2004

Breathless

February 26, 2004

And the Rain Rain Rain Came Down Down Down

I Feel Like I've Left the House with Makeup on Only Half My Face

February 25, 2004

A Fresh New Look

How's Business? Busy

Neptune's Bad Breath

February 24, 2004

A Short Interlude

February 20, 2004

Vocabulaire Français

February 19, 2004

Boots, Bitching, and, Yup, Babies

February 17, 2004

"No. 23," or "Don't Tell My Mother"

February 16, 2004

Payback

February 13, 2004

Not Bad for Friday the 13th

February 12, 2004

Winter Weekends

February 11, 2004

Abe Lincoln

February 10, 2004

A Quick Note about Chez Panisse

February 09, 2004

Office Space

February 06, 2004

Girl Stuff

February 05, 2004

Want vs. Need

February 03, 2004

Knitpicking

February 02, 2004

The Breakfast Club

January 30, 2004

Separation Anxiety

January 29, 2004

Coughy McSick

January 26, 2004

Smitten?

January 24, 2004

Spaniel

January 22, 2004

FYI

January 16, 2004

Reading Rainbow

Sweet Satisfaction and a Three-Day Weekend to Boot

January 15, 2004

Busy Bee

January 13, 2004

Smooth Moves

January 12, 2004

Running in Place

January 09, 2004

Your Assignment:

January 08, 2004

Happenings: A Collection of Snapshots

Move Over Gandhi, or A Little Note from Your Dali Lama Mama

January 06, 2004

Present-ly Surprised

Happy Homemaker

Holey Underpants, Batman!

Dessert

January 02, 2004

Seeing Red: New Year's Eve 2003

December 31, 2003

Top Ten of 2003

December 30, 2003

Please, Take My Card (Please)

Candy, Candy, Candy, I Can't Let You Go

Clean Flick?

December 29, 2003

Yin and Yang

December 26, 2003

Snowed In!

Vintage Christmas

December 24, 2003

Home for the Holidays, Part III

I Need Another Pair of Eyes

December 22, 2003

Home for the Holidays, Part II

Home for the Holidays, Part I

December 10, 2003

Wedding Dress

December 09, 2003

Let It Snow! (please?)

December 05, 2003

Histrionics

December 03, 2003

Worth the Wait

December 02, 2003

WriMo? No. EdMo? Hell yes!

December 01, 2003

Thanksgiving Leftovers

Twenty-five Days and Counting

November 26, 2003

Parental Guidance Suggested

November 24, 2003

Finger Lickin' Good

November 20, 2003

Heartthrob Heartbreak

November 19, 2003

Playtex Portables

Say My Name

Booty Shaking in Heaven

November 18, 2003

Fall Girl

Q & A: The Carpal Tunnel Version

November 17, 2003

Identity Crisis, AKA What's in a Name?

November 14, 2003

It's a Bloggy Blog World (Again!)

November 11, 2003

Look Ma, I'm in the News!

October 27, 2003

He's Not Heavy, He's My Brother

October 25, 2003

Circle of Friends

October 23, 2003

The Big News

October 16, 2003

The Routine: Two-Plus Years out of Six

October 15, 2003

Holler for the Scholar

October 13, 2003

When Is a Holiday Not a Holiday?

October 12, 2003

I think that I shall never see a poem lovely as a tree

October 10, 2003

Stressy Mess

October 09, 2003

The "I Do" Two

Bearer of Bad News

October 08, 2003

How Now, Frown Cow?

Invasion of the Body Snatchers

October 07, 2003

Stickerdoodle: The Play

October 06, 2003

Cruzin' for Bustamante

October 02, 2003

Guerillas in our Midst

October 01, 2003

I'm Thinking of Something Great and American

September 30, 2003

Sports Fan

A Media Stunt Gone Horribly Wrong

September 29, 2003

Scottish or Nottish?

11 Midday Musings

September 27, 2003

Summer Days, Drifting Away

September 26, 2003

The Elements of Style

September 22, 2003

Yo Ho Ho and a Bucket o' Chum

September 20, 2003

Gettin' High with Dad

September 17, 2003

What's in a Name

Spamtastic

September 16, 2003

Everybody Dance Now!

September 15, 2003

Weekend Update

September 12, 2003

The Greatest Show on Earth

The World Misses Its Chance...

September 11, 2003

Pacifica and Beyond

Shameless Self-Promotion

September 10, 2003

All Right, Mr. DeMille, I'm Ready for My Close-Up

September 09, 2003

3...2...1...Liftoff

September 08, 2003

Bringing Up a Broadway Baby

September 07, 2003

At the Mat

September 05, 2003

Read-Along Television

All Shook Up

Sobering News

September 04, 2003

On Thinking About Today's Conversation at Lunch

A Strange but True Story from Our Everyday Life

September 03, 2003

Vacations for People Who Don't Like Each Other All That Much

August 29, 2003

Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea

Feeling Guilty

Brigham Young = O, bury him, gang!

August 28, 2003

Repeat after me:

August 27, 2003

Close Encounters

News Flash!

August 26, 2003

Pac Bell and Mel's

You gotta love a guy who...

August 21, 2003

The 51st State

August 20, 2003

Truth Love

August 14, 2003

Two-Headed Bull

August 13, 2003

Norahs for Everyone

Inaugural Quiz

Shake Your Groove Thang

A Political Poem

August 05, 2003

Happy Codependence Day

August 01, 2003

Trivia at the 'Tross

I Want You

I Can't Get No Compensation

Are You a Man or a Metro?

July 31, 2003

And Speaking of T-shirts...

Geek Garb

July 28, 2003

Sweets from the Sweet