A Girl and a Boy

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May 15, 2008

Yesterday's News

May 08, 2008

May 05, 2008

May 02, 2008

No News, No New Regrets

May 01, 2008

Twenty-Nine Candles

April 29, 2008

Flow

April 28, 2008

Deserts, English Humor, A Fine Reisling

April 25, 2008

Milestones and Stepping Stones

April 24, 2008

Too Big for My Britches

April 22, 2008

Whistle a Happy Tune

April 21, 2008

Games of Chance

Simon Says - "...and the winners are..."

April 17, 2008

Simon Says - "Summer Driving Is You"

April 16, 2008

April 15, 2008

Keep Yer Shorts On

April 14, 2008

April 11, 2008

Girls Gone Child

April 10, 2008

First Response, Early Response

April 09, 2008

April 04, 2008

Old Friends, New Friends

April 03, 2008

Moments and Forevers

April 01, 2008

March 31, 2008

Don't Do Anything I Wouldn't Do

March 26, 2008

March 25, 2008

March 24, 2008

Little Miracles

March 19, 2008

Finnished

March 18, 2008

Simon Says - "Free Tickets!" (part two of two)

March 17, 2008

Simon Says - "Free Tickets!" (part one of two)

March 14, 2008

Fill It Up, Fill It Out

March 13, 2008

March 11, 2008

March 10, 2008

Go with the Flo

March 03, 2008

February 28, 2008

Once and Again (and Again and Again)

February 27, 2008

Leave the Light on for Me

February 26, 2008

Good Housekeeping

February 24, 2008

Tapped

February 22, 2008

Yomamaween Mahumbatumbele

February 20, 2008

Wax On, Wax Off (HA!)

February 19, 2008

Home Away from Home

February 13, 2008

Rollercoaster or Beverage Coaster: You Decide

February 12, 2008

Falling in Love with Love

February 11, 2008

February 06, 2008

February 05, 2008

January 31, 2008

Word to Your Father

January 30, 2008

Stew

January 29, 2008

Drama Junior High

January 25, 2008

Lucky

January 24, 2008

January 23, 2008

Ambiance

January 17, 2008

Blowing in the Wind

January 10, 2008

100 Gold Stars and a Semicolon Deposed

January 09, 2008

Tears of a Clown

January 08, 2008

Sew-Sew

January 07, 2008

Growing Up: A Story in Two Parts

January 05, 2008

And There Is Pansies, That's for Thoughts

January 04, 2008

Sasstalk

January 02, 2008

Second Verse, Same as the First

December 31, 2007

End-of-Year Meme

December 27, 2007

December 24, 2007

Gettin' Nuttin' for Christmas

December 20, 2007

Status: Bark Now Worse than Bite

December 19, 2007

Totally Sorta Kinda (Non)Ironic

December 18, 2007

'Tis a Gift to Be Simple

December 14, 2007

In Theory

December 12, 2007

Ah, Nuts

December 11, 2007

At Last

December 10, 2007

Smooth Sailing Ahead

December 06, 2007

Thank You

December 05, 2007

Bad News

December 03, 2007

November 16, 2007

Tidbits

November 13, 2007

November 08, 2007

The Cheese Stands Alone

November 06, 2007

November 05, 2007

Utahrded

November 01, 2007

October 31, 2007

October 30, 2007

October 29, 2007

October 25, 2007

The Little Things

October 24, 2007

Covering My Bases

All the Pretty Kitties

October 23, 2007

October 22, 2007

A Hearty Bordeaux, with Hints of Strawberry and Catfood

October 18, 2007

No Offense

PSA

October 17, 2007

C Is for Cookie; F Is for Foxface

October 16, 2007

October 10, 2007

Do As I Do, Not As I Say

October 09, 2007

Not Invited to the Party

October 08, 2007

October 04, 2007

Picking Friends and Noses

October 03, 2007

Calling All Mofos

October 02, 2007

Purge and Binge (But Not Like That)

October 01, 2007

Dancing the Night Away

September 28, 2007

Clean Up Your Act

September 27, 2007

September 25, 2007

Albany Bulb

Equinox

September 21, 2007

September 20, 2007

September 18, 2007

September 14, 2007

September 13, 2007

Remembrance of Things Past

September 12, 2007

Everywhere a Sign

September 10, 2007

September 07, 2007

September 05, 2007

August 30, 2007

August 29, 2007

August 28, 2007

How I Spent My High School Reunion

August 24, 2007

Coronary Symbolism

August 23, 2007

August 22, 2007

August 21, 2007

August 17, 2007

Teariffic

August 15, 2007

Now We're Cookin'

August 14, 2007

Onesie, Twosie, Buckle My Shoesie

August 13, 2007

Plenty

August 08, 2007

Lincoln Slept Here

August 07, 2007

Surrogate

August 06, 2007

August 03, 2007

My Humps

August 02, 2007

Traffic

August 01, 2007

Simon Says - "The Sweet Smell of Estrogen (In which I get parenthetical more than I should)"

July 31, 2007

Worth Every Penny

July 27, 2007

Day One

July 26, 2007

July 24, 2007

When the Going Gets Tough

July 23, 2007

Sex, Truths, and Videotape

July 19, 2007

Keep It to Yourself

July 18, 2007

July 17, 2007

Mi Casa

July 16, 2007

Whistling While We Work

July 12, 2007

Spit Spot

July 11, 2007

Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes

July 05, 2007

#1524

July 04, 2007

Hot Fun in the Summertime

July 01, 2007

We're Not in Kansas Anymore

June 29, 2007

First Night

So Close, Yet So Far Away

June 28, 2007

June 27, 2007

Best Laid Plans

June 26, 2007

June 25, 2007

Favor of the Day

June 22, 2007

June 21, 2007

Stairway to Heaven

June 19, 2007

It's a Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood

June 18, 2007

Pipe Down or I'll Give You Something to Really Complain About!

June 15, 2007

Moving On

June 13, 2007

June 12, 2007

Simon Says - "Space for my hobbies"

June 11, 2007

Outside In

A Man's Home Is His Castle

June 08, 2007

Crimes of Passion

June 07, 2007

Welcome

June 06, 2007

June 05, 2007

Whispers

June 01, 2007

R&R

May 31, 2007

Caretaker

May 30, 2007

Shine On, You Crazy

May 29, 2007

Small Cup, Half Full

May 25, 2007

May 24, 2007

Little Earthquakes

May 23, 2007

Wait and Wonder

May 21, 2007

Full Glass, Cup Runneth Over

Catz!

May 18, 2007

May 17, 2007

Artifice (in Moderation)

John, Paul, George, Ringo, and Jerry

May 16, 2007

Not for a Million Bucks

May 15, 2007

The Thirty People You Meet in Vegas

May 14, 2007

May 13, 2007

May 09, 2007

Hop, Skip, and a Jump

May 08, 2007

Cocktail

May 07, 2007

May 04, 2007

May 03, 2007

Three Past Three

May 02, 2007

Crush

May 01, 2007

I'm Late

April 30, 2007

April 26, 2007

April 25, 2007

April 24, 2007

Everyone Deserves Music, Sweet Music

April 23, 2007

Big Small World

April 19, 2007

Toothsome

April 17, 2007

Not Nixa

April 16, 2007

Nixed

April 13, 2007

Talking Myself Out of Feeling Stuck

April 12, 2007

April 10, 2007

Filet o' What?

April 09, 2007

We Can Work It Out

April 07, 2007

The Public Stage

April 05, 2007

April 04, 2007

April 03, 2007

April 02, 2007

Come and Knock on Our Door

March 30, 2007

March 29, 2007

Gearhead

March 28, 2007

March 27, 2007

March 26, 2007

Chop Chop

March 22, 2007

Takeout

Windy-City Writers

March 20, 2007

The Only Thing Worse

March 19, 2007

March 16, 2007

Playing Chicken

March 15, 2007

Hated It

March 14, 2007

My Objection to Your Affection

March 13, 2007

Telephotographer

March 12, 2007

March 08, 2007

Scratch and Sniff

Shake It Up

March 06, 2007

Time Is On My Side, Yes It Is

Shakedown

March 05, 2007

March 01, 2007

Simon Says - "Keep on Booking..."

February 28, 2007

Booked

February 27, 2007

Ain't That a Kick in the ~~Head~~ Nuts

February 26, 2007

The Future Is Now

February 23, 2007

February 22, 2007

February 21, 2007

February 20, 2007

Year of the Swine

February 16, 2007

Fluff

February 15, 2007

Breakfast of Losers

February 14, 2007

February 13, 2007

Dirty Dishwater

February 12, 2007

February 09, 2007

Your Changes Have Been Saved

February 07, 2007

Unrelated Related Things

February 05, 2007

A Cry of Hounds

February 02, 2007

February 01, 2007

January 31, 2007

Always the X, Never the Y

January 30, 2007

WAHLA*

January 29, 2007

Swimsuit Competition

January 26, 2007

Cringe

January 25, 2007

Matryoskha Recipe

January 24, 2007

Tip of the Iceberg

January 23, 2007

January 22, 2007

Bear Rug

January 19, 2007

January 18, 2007

Cletus the Fetus?

January 17, 2007

High Definition, Low Threshold

January 16, 2007

Weekend By the Numbers

January 12, 2007

January 11, 2007

Cold Day in Hell

January 10, 2007

Patchwork Quilt

January 09, 2007

Thinking Outside the Cable Box

January 08, 2007

He Who Stays in the Middle of the Road Gets Run Down*

January 05, 2007

January 04, 2007

January 03, 2007

In a Family Way

January 02, 2007

December 21, 2006

Off We Go Into the Wild White Yonder

December 20, 2006

The Smell of Desire

December 19, 2006

A Blog of Very Little Content

December 18, 2006

December 15, 2006

A List Means I Don't Have to Write Transitions

December 14, 2006

Controlling Fear, in Two Parts

December 13, 2006

In Which I Coin the Term "Virtual Ladder of Excitement" and Feel the Urge to Poke Myself in the Eye with a Candycane

December 12, 2006

Love in an Elevator

December 11, 2006

O Come Let Us Adore Him

December 08, 2006

Context

December 07, 2006

December 06, 2006

Like Sands through the Hourglass

Umbrella Organization

November 29, 2006

November 28, 2006

November 27, 2006

Still Reeling

Too Much

Fam Damily

November 25, 2006

The Best Laid Plans

November 24, 2006

Meet and Greet and Eat

November 23, 2006

No, Thank You

November 22, 2006

Gathering Clouds

November 21, 2006

November 20, 2006

November 19, 2006

Clean Is in the Eye of the Beholder

November 18, 2006

Bar Heart

November 17, 2006

November 16, 2006

Simon Says - "The Recipe"

Painted Lady

November 15, 2006

November 14, 2006

November 13, 2006

Bang Bang

November 12, 2006

Sometimes There Ain't Nothing

November 10, 2006

Thursday Night Face Party

November 09, 2006

Monkey Do

November 08, 2006

November 07, 2006

Portrait of the Artist, Redux

This Is How We Do It

November 06, 2006

Weekend in Pictures

November 05, 2006

A Portrait of the Artist

November 04, 2006

November 03, 2006

Fish Heads, Fish Heads, Eat Them Up, Yum

November 02, 2006

November 01, 2006

All Saint's Day of the Dead Girl Walking the Line

October 30, 2006

What It's Worth

October 27, 2006

Simon Says - "The Great Paradox of Religion"

Believe It or Not

October 26, 2006

Media Rich, Substance Poor

October 25, 2006

Persnickety

The Kindness of Quince

October 24, 2006

Blog Talk Rock

Simon Says - "I Feel GREAT!"

October 23, 2006

Out with the Old, In with the New

October 20, 2006

Out of the Darkroom, Still in the Dark

October 19, 2006

Welcome to the Sprawl House

October 18, 2006

October 17, 2006

Long Night's Journey into Day

October 16, 2006

Moving Along

Faits Accomplis

October 13, 2006

Eveaddendum

Eveiversary*

October 12, 2006

Desperate Pet Owners Want to Know

Get with the Program

October 11, 2006

Is It Always 'Or'? Is It Never 'And'?*

October 09, 2006

You Are My Sunshine

Thirty Years

October 06, 2006

Crafting and Crying

October 05, 2006

YKK

October 04, 2006

October 03, 2006

I'm Huge in Canada

Conscious Consumption

October 02, 2006

Picture Perfect

September 29, 2006

Crisis Converted

September 28, 2006

September 27, 2006

Proof That Everyone in San Francisco Is Crazy: Parts II and III

September 26, 2006

Proof That Everyone in San Francisco Is Crazy, Part I

September 25, 2006

Simon Says - "I Love My Life"

A Shakespearean Tragicomedy: Act III

September 22, 2006

A Shakespearean Tragicomedy: Act II

A Shakspearean Tragicomedy: Act I

September 21, 2006

Sunrise, Sunset

September 20, 2006

Warm Reception (Signalling the End of the Wedding Photos because OMG Enough Already)

September 19, 2006

At Home with agirlandaboy.com

September 18, 2006

Secrets to Success

Life

September 16, 2006

Home Improvement

September 15, 2006

Taking Notes (and Making Slideshows and Screwing Up My Unsharp-Mask Settings in Photoshop)

September 14, 2006

September 13, 2006

Gold

September 12, 2006

Details

Dry Run

September 11, 2006

The Mushroom Incident

Pants

September 10, 2006

Brief Intermission

September 08, 2006

Sweeping Up

Blowing Smoke

September 07, 2006

Day 1.5

September 06, 2006

International Fashion Disaster

Let's Start at the Very Beginning (After a Bunch of Mushy Crap about How Much I Love My Boyfriend)

September 05, 2006

The Isle of Sky

Back Like Smack

August 30, 2006

Note from the Farm

August 25, 2006

Check In

August 22, 2006

Fly Day

August 21, 2006

Rush

Simon Says - "For those who are wondering..."

August 17, 2006

Caught in the Act

August 16, 2006

Two Words

August 15, 2006

Ancient History

August 14, 2006

August 11, 2006

August 10, 2006

Fruitless

August 09, 2006

August 08, 2006

Symbolic Return of the Dog and Danish Days

August 07, 2006

The Spendy City

Spendy

August 04, 2006

Charts and Graphs

August 03, 2006

August 02, 2006

Symbiosis

Just As Sick of My Whining As You Are

August 01, 2006

Ansty-Pants

Lemons into Lemonade

Leah Dips Her Foot in the Trying to Change the World Pool

July 31, 2006

Shoulda

July 30, 2006

Detox

July 29, 2006

July 28, 2006

Throb

July 27, 2006

Sans

July 26, 2006

Let's Get Together, Yeah Yeah Yeah

July 25, 2006

In Which I Return from Vacation and, In an Effort to Get Everything into One Entry, Am Disorganized with My Display of Photographs, Please Forgive Me

July 21, 2006

Dissatisfaction

July 20, 2006

Crap In, Crap Out

Behind Closed Doors

July 19, 2006

Grand Tout L'Ensemble*

July 18, 2006

Knowing the Unknown

Playing Nice

July 17, 2006

First Tri

Preview

July 14, 2006

We Are the Champions*

July 13, 2006

Little Miss Everything

July 12, 2006

Collaboration

Use Your Words

July 11, 2006

Bright Eyes

Bed Surfing

July 10, 2006

Another Saturday

Sturdy Shoes and a Baseball Bat

July 07, 2006

Case of the Mondays

July 06, 2006

Flavor Savor

Anything for You

July 05, 2006

Merge

July 03, 2006

Old and Boring

Stu-Stu-Studio

July 01, 2006

Simon Says - "Yee-HAW!"

June 30, 2006

June 29, 2006

June 28, 2006

Walk a Mile in My Socks

June 27, 2006

June 26, 2006

June 23, 2006

E-Me

June 22, 2006

Expecting

June 21, 2006

Creative Pursuits

June 20, 2006

Simon Says - "The Perfect Storm"

June 19, 2006

I Love

June 17, 2006

Baybies

June 16, 2006

Initializing

Conservaterrific

A Whole New World

June 14, 2006

Linkr

Abroadening

June 12, 2006

Simon Says - "The Goose Egg"

June 09, 2006

See Here

Hairbrained

June 08, 2006

These Are a Few...

June 06, 2006

In a Quick Breath between Commas: A Blast from the Past

June 05, 2006

Support the Cause

Beached

June 02, 2006

When in Rome

Minor Genius in Action

June 01, 2006

URGENT

Don't Forget to Remember

Dance Dance Revolution

Hot Tubbing, Check It and See

May 31, 2006

Riding in Style

Maintenance

May 30, 2006

Back in Black (and White)

May 25, 2006

Feels Like the First Time*

May 24, 2006

In Lieu

CHILL!

May 22, 2006

3

2

1

Hi, Pie, Bye

May 19, 2006

Role Reversal

A Matter of Taste

May 18, 2006

Far From the Maddening Archives

Mirror Mirror

May 17, 2006

The Calm

May 16, 2006

Money Matters

Summer in the City

May 15, 2006

Trash Collector

May 12, 2006

May 11, 2006

Mix-Up

May 10, 2006

Public Life

Night Out

May 09, 2006

Mirror Project Reject

May 08, 2006

UV Protected

Eagle Eye

May 04, 2006

May 03, 2006

The Future Is Now

May 02, 2006

May 01, 2006

She Was Born in the Summer of Her Twenty-Seventh Year

WEBCAST: Happy Burpday

April 28, 2006

April 27, 2006

The Road to Splitsville

April 26, 2006

Spring Cleaning

I Met Her in a Club Down in Old Soho

April 25, 2006

Customer Service

The More Things Change, The More They Stay the Same

April 24, 2006

Tri Tips

WEBCAST: "Simontaneousleah"

April 21, 2006

What Will I Do With You / Pink and Blue / Pure Gold / Nine Days Old*

Signs

Basking

April 18, 2006

In the Bedroom

More than Words

April 17, 2006

Ova

April 13, 2006

Simon Says - "I Like Mine Extra Chunky"

Timebomb ***UPDATE***

April 11, 2006

Second Chance at a First Impression

Springtime in Oakland

April 10, 2006

WEBCAST: "Jumped"

Don't Call Me Ishmael

April 08, 2006

Left to My Own Devices

April 07, 2006

Home Alone

Brother-Sister Act

April 06, 2006

Simon Says - "Some People Never Learn" ***UPDATE***

Please P in Our Pool

Hands Off

April 05, 2006

Yakety Yak

Simultaneity

Simon Says - "Attaboy!"

Miles and Miles and Miles and Miles and Piles*

April 04, 2006

The Lottery

Pink Links

April 03, 2006

Freshly Hatched

April 02, 2006

WEBCAST: "The Physics of Luv"

March 31, 2006

Several Things:

March 30, 2006

Goin' to the Country

Simon Says - "Goodbye, Old Friend"

March 29, 2006

Shameless

March 28, 2006

Delicate Constitutional Convention

March 27, 2006

WEBCAST: "Let There Be Music"

March Monday Music Madness, Part the Last

March 24, 2006

March 23, 2006

Simon Says - "360 Degrees of Chinese Conflict"

Not Yet a Woman

March 22, 2006

To the Punch

Mini-Me

March 21, 2006

March 20, 2006

March Monday Music Madness, Part the Third

March 18, 2006

WEBCAST: "Multimedia Blitzkrieg!"

March 17, 2006

Under the Weather

March 16, 2006

The Tussin

The Tussin

The Tussin

"You look terrible." "But I feel great!"*

March 15, 2006

Kawfing

March 14, 2006

Relleno, Con Carne, Cold

March 12, 2006

March Monday Music Madness, Part the Second

March 10, 2006

Mentor

March 09, 2006

Running on Empty

Hot Links

March 08, 2006

Foiled

March 06, 2006

This Close

March Monday Music Madness, Part the First

March 05, 2006

Pout

March 04, 2006

Simon Says - "22 frets, 6 strings, and not much to do with them"

Layer Cake

March 03, 2006

February 28, 2006

All Dressed Up and Nowhere to Be

February 27, 2006

Incredibly Lifelike

February 24, 2006

February 23, 2006

Baby, You Can Drive Me

February 21, 2006

Jog Blog

February 20, 2006

Life As I Know It

February 17, 2006

Raw Squab

February 15, 2006

February 14, 2006

Take 2

February 13, 2006

Take 1

February 10, 2006

Wined and Dined

Snack

February 09, 2006

February 08, 2006

February 07, 2006

Simon Says - "Together Again"

Revelations

February 06, 2006

Addendum

Simon Says - "A Changed Man"

Something Out of Nothing

Newsworthy

February 03, 2006

Tagaramalamadingdong

February 02, 2006

Don't All Get Jealous at Once, Now

February 01, 2006

January 31, 2006

Warmup

January 30, 2006

The Self, Actualized

January 27, 2006

Simon Says - "Band Name Update"

Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow*

January 26, 2006

Reality

January 25, 2006

Muse

January 24, 2006

Birthd8

January 23, 2006

Filler

January 20, 2006

It'll Put Hair on Your Chest

January 19, 2006

Simon Says - "HELP!!!"

January 18, 2006

Simon Says - "Four Things"

Simon Says - "The Thrill is Gone"

No News Is Boring News

January 17, 2006

January 16, 2006

A Blogger's Story

January 12, 2006

Show Yourselves

On Location

January 11, 2006

Diff'rent Strokes

January 10, 2006

Simon Says - "Acqua alle funi!"

The Power of Words

January 09, 2006

January 06, 2006

Platypi and Uteri

January 05, 2006

Simon Says - "Radios are for Heads"

Radiohatred

January 04, 2006

How To Spend 3 1/2 Hours and $600 at Costco and Leave Empty-Handed But Utterly Fulfilled (Awww)

January 03, 2006

Just the Two of Us

December 30, 2005

It Feels Like the First Time

In the Saddle

December 27, 2005

Simon Says - "Communication Breakdown (It's Always the Same)"

December 26, 2005

Utah

December 25, 2005

Christmas Is for Babies

December 23, 2005

Turn That Shit Upside Down!

On the Outside Looking In

December 21, 2005

Simon Says - "Sheffield Redux"

Magical Christmas Pants*

December 18, 2005

Oh, Goodness

Have You Ever Seen the Rain?

December 17, 2005

December 16, 2005

Simon Says - "Off to J.O.E."

The Storm Before the Calm

December 13, 2005

Genital Contractor

December 09, 2005

Better Than All the Rest

Poetry in the AM

December 07, 2005

When I Was a Kid, We Had To Earn Our Holes

December 06, 2005

Shot in the Dark

December 05, 2005

A Little Romance

December 02, 2005

Now What Am I Supposed to Get Him for Christmas?!

December 01, 2005

Here We Come a Wassailing

November 29, 2005

Me, I Want a Hula Hooooo

November 28, 2005

November 26, 2005

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas

All In

November 25, 2005

Where the Beautiful People Are

November 24, 2005

Holiday

Nerds

November 23, 2005

Princess

November 22, 2005

Wish You Were Here

Heading South for the Holidays

November 18, 2005

The Labor of Love

November 17, 2005

They'll Save Your Soul with Candy and a Smile

Wednesday's Quote of the Day

November 16, 2005

Stoned

November 15, 2005

Make the Call

Sweet Nothings

My Mechanical Eye

November 11, 2005

The Dish

Prospecting

November 10, 2005

Simon Says - "I am Stressed"

November 09, 2005

Ah!

Dollface

November 08, 2005

Let's Get Physical

Oh, the Possibilities!

I'm Not Even Kidding

November 07, 2005

Versary

November 04, 2005

Fall Colors

Fly, Young Fleance*

November 03, 2005

1000 Words and Then Some, Pt. 2

1000 Words and Then Some, Pt. 1

November 02, 2005

Play One for Me

Number 757

November 01, 2005

October 31, 2005

October 27, 2005

October 26, 2005

Abed

Simon Says - "Sick in the Head"

October 25, 2005

Let There Be NOISE

October 24, 2005

Pretty Pictures from Last Last Weekend

October 21, 2005

Falling

October 20, 2005

Simon Says - "Stanislaus"

Mirror in the Bathroom

Things I Want To Do Today Instead of Work

October 19, 2005

Turn, Turn, Turn

October 17, 2005

Simon Says - "The Theft of the Pink Pearl, Why I Felt Bad About It, and Why I'm OK Now"

October 14, 2005

Disco Whiskey Shower*

Too Old to Rock and Roll; Too Young to Die**

October 13, 2005

I'll Show YOU Honk

Anniversarying

October 12, 2005

Tuesday Night Dinner Date

October 07, 2005

Simon Says - "The Golden Ring"

Mr. Friendly

October 06, 2005

Crushed, Velvet

October 05, 2005

October 04, 2005

1-2-3

October 03, 2005

Coupling

October 01, 2005

September 29, 2005

Driven Snow

A Little of This, A Little of That

September 28, 2005

Busy Bee in My Bonnet

September 26, 2005

Mars and Venus in the Morning

September 23, 2005

Rock Me

Between the Sheets*

September 22, 2005

Like Gold to Airy Thinness Beat

September 21, 2005

Dated

September 20, 2005

September 15, 2005

September 13, 2005

September 12, 2005

The Perfect Drug

September 09, 2005

Good Things Come

September 07, 2005

August 29, 2005

Punch Me

August 24, 2005

Goings On

August 19, 2005

It Runs in the Family

August 16, 2005

August 12, 2005

Idiot Sin Crazy

August 11, 2005

Here, There, and the Other Place

August 05, 2005

My, This Rant Is Delicious!

August 03, 2005

For the Want of a Nail

July 31, 2005

Stag Sunday

Falls Mainly on the Plain

July 30, 2005

Picture Pages, Picture Pages

July 28, 2005

What's My Name Again?

July 18, 2005

Storytime

July 17, 2005

May 2005: From SF to LA

July 13, 2005

Boy Genius, reporting for duty.

Greetings from Hell

OK, I Think She's Gone

Ciao!

July 11, 2005

July 08, 2005

Giga What?

Inspect Her Gadget

July 07, 2005

Is It Paranoia When It's Legit?

July 06, 2005

July 05, 2005

A Little Can Be A Lot

July 04, 2005

I've Got the Three-Day-Weekend-Stuck-at-Work-and-All-Alone Blues

July 01, 2005

Now with Three Toes!

June 30, 2005

How Do You Spell Peckerhead?

June 27, 2005

And the Winner of the Sidebar CD Mix Is...

June 25, 2005

June 24, 2005

June 22, 2005

Inglese (Si'l Vous Plait)

June 20, 2005

So Awesome.

Productivity Report

June 17, 2005

Do You Have This in My Size?

It's What I Do

June 14, 2005

I Don't Shut Up, I Grow Up

June 12, 2005

Ay, There's The Pub

June 10, 2005

Dystopian Daydream

June 09, 2005

Wedgie

June 08, 2005

You Never Get a Second Chance to Make a First Impression, or My Priorities Are Jacked

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June 07, 2005

Come and Go With Me

Ray

June 06, 2005

June 05, 2005

How Do You Solve a Problem Like Eve?

I'm It

June 02, 2005

Narc

June 01, 2005

All in the Family

May 31, 2005

Decidedly NOT Listless

Le Freak, C'est Chic

May 27, 2005

Picking Up Trash

May 26, 2005

Aitch Too Oh No

Me, Myself, and You

May 25, 2005

Milestone

May 24, 2005

Stuck in the Middle

May 23, 2005

Hold Please

Technical Difficulties

May 22, 2005

May 19, 2005

Wookie, Dookie, Nookie

May 17, 2005

May 16, 2005

A Fabulous Time Was Had By All

May 13, 2005

Sort of Out of Sorts

May 12, 2005

Me, Disgruntled, With Headband

May 06, 2005

The Thing

May 02, 2005

Gonna Party Like It's My Birthday

April 30, 2005

Crooked Los Angeles

April 28, 2005

Bang Bang

April 26, 2005

April 20, 2005

Something New for Someone Old

April 18, 2005

Heavenly Creatures

April 14, 2005

April 13, 2005

April 12, 2005

Let's Get Physical

April 11, 2005

Note from Abroad

More or Less

April 10, 2005

Rather Goodish

Like a Rolling Stone

April 08, 2005

Gimme Your Tots

April 07, 2005

I'm Just Sayin...

I Wanna Be Sedated

April 06, 2005

That's Crrraaaaazy Talk!

April 04, 2005

No Bearded Ladies Here, Folks. Move Along.

March 31, 2005

Wonderful Things People Have Said to Me Recently

March 30, 2005

Play that Funky Music, Nerd Boy

March 29, 2005

Girl's Got Chops

March 21, 2005

Magical Realism

March 18, 2005

When Worlds Collide

March 17, 2005

He Wants to Eat Your Brain

March 15, 2005

All Fiery Irish Clip and Curl

March 11, 2005

March 10, 2005

March 09, 2005

Taste

I Never Held Emotion in the Palm of My Hand

March 08, 2005

I Never Felt Magic Crazy As This

There's Gold in Them Thar Hills

March 01, 2005

Show Some Skin

Mars and Venus

February 27, 2005

This Time It's All About Gayle

February 26, 2005

February 24, 2005

With a Smile and a Song*

February 23, 2005

February 22, 2005

Weighty

Quadruple Klutz

February 20, 2005

The World May Be Long for You

February 16, 2005

Show Me

Lamb Chop Sticks

February 15, 2005

European Vacation

The Heavens Opened Up

Calling Card

February 14, 2005

What They Saw

Nothing Is for Certain

If, Then

One Single Perfect Moment

February 13, 2005

February 11, 2005

Tired and Sick

Right Now

February 09, 2005

Look Alive

If the Car's A-Rockin'

February 08, 2005

February 03, 2005

Gifted

February 02, 2005

. . .

February 01, 2005

The Philsophy of the Sickly Blogger

Ouchy All Over

January 29, 2005

We Are the World

January 28, 2005

Language Barrier

An Entry in which My Ass Features a Bit Too Prominently

January 27, 2005

January 26, 2005

Playground Games

January 24, 2005

Altogether All Alone

January 20, 2005

January 19, 2005

In Good Company

January 17, 2005

Life Is Too Short to Refrain from Eating Jam Out of the Jar

January 12, 2005

Updates

January 11, 2005

High on a Hill Sat a Lonely Goatherd*

Success Defined

January 10, 2005

Jimmy Dean's Sausage

Name Game

January 06, 2005

Why I'm Good at My Job: A Short List

January 05, 2005

Psychic Food Network

January 01, 2005

Crappy New Year

December 31, 2004

It's Like I'm Not Even Me

December 29, 2004

If

December 28, 2004

What Remains

Some People

To the Poet

A Short One

December 24, 2004

Tradition...Tradition!

December 22, 2004

Baby, It's Cold Outside

December 21, 2004

I'll Be Home for Christmas

December 17, 2004

December 16, 2004

December 15, 2004

Play It Again, Sam

December 13, 2004

December 12, 2004

You Can't Take That Away from Me (No, Really, You Can't)

December 10, 2004

Razors + Whiskey

December 09, 2004

Test

December 07, 2004

Junkie

Whenever You Hear "Have a Coke," You Hear the Voice of America*

December 06, 2004

Passing Time

I Thought It Would Be Okay, But Before I Knew It It Had Devolved Into a Bulleted List of Where to Be Seen in San Francisco

December 02, 2004

Emotion Sickness

I Can't Think of a Way to Title This One

November 30, 2004

November 29, 2004

Little Man Tate (that's actually his middle name)

November 27, 2004

And I Walked for Miles and Carried My Bags on Streets with No Sidewalks in Search of a Ride

Spanksgiving

November 24, 2004

I Dream of Jeannie

November 23, 2004

In Lieu of a Little Black Book

November 22, 2004

Weekend of Champions

November 19, 2004

Color Me Chocolate

November 17, 2004

My Only Onliest One

Scotland Yard

November 15, 2004

I'll Drink to That

November 12, 2004

There's No Time Like Never

November 11, 2004

November 10, 2004

Give the Kids a Break!

November 09, 2004

November 08, 2004

Age Ain't Nothin' But a Number

November 06, 2004

Salute to Randomness

Lazy Saturday

November 04, 2004

November 03, 2004

November 01, 2004

A Public Service Announcement from agirlandaboy.com

A Not-So-Novel Idea

October 30, 2004

Bridging the Divide

October 29, 2004

Queen of All of the World

MEOW!

October 28, 2004

20,000 Leagues Under

Hairstyles that Do Look Good on Me

October 27, 2004

T-23

Looney

This Is What It Looks Like When I Don't Edit My Posts

October 26, 2004

Hairstyles that Would Not Look Good on Me

Going Commando

October 25, 2004

Love of the Humble Variety

October 24, 2004

You Are the New Day

October 23, 2004

Another One of Those Days

October 22, 2004

A Few Words from My Baby Brother

October 21, 2004

October 19, 2004

Grocery List

Political Maneuvering

October 17, 2004

Her Head Was on Fire

October 16, 2004

I'm Just a Little Black Raincloud

October 15, 2004

Irregular

October 14, 2004

Know Thyself

Recipe for Delicious

October 13, 2004

From the "There's a First Time for Everything" Department

Death Wish

October 11, 2004

You'd Think a Guy with Organizational Skills like that Would Be Able To Get a Job

October 05, 2004

October 04, 2004

I'd Know Him from Adam

October 01, 2004

On the Agenda for This Weekend, which Starts Now:

September 28, 2004

Too Much of a Good Thing

September 27, 2004

Cereal Dater

Fence Sense

September 24, 2004

September 23, 2004

Everything Old Is New Again

How to Win Friends and Influence People

In One Tiny Corner of Eternity

September 22, 2004

WANTED:

ABC: Your Channel for Hot Man on Man Action (Google's Gonna Love That!)

:(

September 19, 2004

Miss Utah

September 09, 2004

Desperate Measures

September 08, 2004

Virtues Yet Undiscovered

September 06, 2004

As It Is

September 05, 2004

My Hero

September 02, 2004

Like SPF 1000 at a Beach on Mercury

August 30, 2004

August 29, 2004

August 27, 2004

Living the High Life

August 26, 2004

August 25, 2004

An Open Letter to Everyone at My Work and Everyone Else I Copyedit For

A Story

August 23, 2004

August 12, 2004

Things I Can't Seem to Get Enough Of

August 10, 2004

Handball, Fencing, Badmitton!

August 07, 2004

Bye Bye Bri; Hello World

August 06, 2004

How Much Etiquette Is Adequate?

August 04, 2004

Whether 'Tis Nobler in the Mind to Suffer...

July 30, 2004

A Long-Ass Post about My Rock-and-Roll Lifestyle

Spamster

July 28, 2004

A Cryptic Post about Kryptonite

July 26, 2004

Spamarama

July 17, 2004

July 14, 2004

My Life As a House

July 07, 2004

Exquisite Corpse

Whine: An Update

July 06, 2004

Whine

July 05, 2004

Happy Co-dependence Day No More

June 30, 2004

Redefining My Groove

June 29, 2004

The Transfer of Power

June 25, 2004

Broken

Not Holding Back but Holding Out

June 24, 2004